I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my particularly rude callers. Here’s Susan from today:
it‘s tough being a giraffe...
Michael is a genius
I have that exact map
Dam she got that motivation running in her blood
An unfortunate color choice for their wood chipper
It killed everyone on the Titanic
My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.
Now listen here...
Has anime gone too far?
"I'm not like other girls"
Don't even think about it. The melon belongs to me all alone.
Haha... ha... haaaa
Hey buddy, did you know Taylor Swift was Canadian?
What drink is this?
Some last words....
Birthday card receiver from work colleagues
Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero
Don’t lick me human
The barista did this to her coffee
These are fax
This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million games of Simon says
So a guy at my work broke his arm...
Setting the Friday mood.
Shaving your balls
Let the slapping commence
Quiet ELA Teachers
Free my paternal unit
Try and keep up!
That’s a motivation!
Fire season has begun
New Shrek movie teaser
Released October 2020. Looks solid.
Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed
Why listen to their footsteps?
Never heard of it
our society is too apathetic to do anything anyway
Did you label the smoke alarms?
Exercising my rights
Trying to download a movie like...
If i have a Death Note...
Already fed up of plastics
Good morning. I need coffee.
Thought this was funny lol
There’s a cat inside my trash.
illusion level 100
Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy
Go to Jail!
I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call
Just like the simulations
My brother looks identical to my Dad when he was younger and it just occurred to me...
The doctor isn't patient apparently
it could've been so easy
Probably from Florida.
realization in his eyes
Everybody gangsta until the cats start reading
It’s over Anakin
I am so dissapointed in you
a twist in the plot!
Give and take
It makes me weep to feel what has been lost.
Yes, but why did i draw this?
We're all Satan worshippers
Winner winner chicken dinner
Ahh, the joys of being a parent.
We all know a cat like this.
Send help. Please.
Resting my eyes.
Video games cause violence...
An artist retold the tale via graffiti.
Ey buddeh! I smell Kraft dinneh
I’m tired for sure
Those damn cop!
Wow he’s a lucky guy!!
Swing Set Achievement Like A Boss
That's a great deal for vintage roller skates
Running out of time
I connect with this on a deep level
If it worked, it worked
The town of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada just erected a new sign.
He identifies as both