The town of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada just erected a new sign.

He identifies as both

Sheep attack

Joy

Suicide bombers

pro-gamer

Lined up two cereal boxes to make captain crunch look like a thief.

Employee satisfaction is very important

The forbidden questions...

Going to be a weird wedding, I’m down though

Bob Ross remastered

If it won’t wash your car then why even buy it?

Wrong bar

True story, who you gonna call..

My last day of work party announcement has gotten out of hand

Gotta love blueberries!

Error 404: Happiness not found.

I have very little hope for humanity

Dude, how many of those are you getting?

Two Dogs and a Cat go to heaven.

Nephew was stung by a bee. HIs mom asked him to show her where he was stung..

A life worth living

These things always make me chuckle. Wack.

Catastrophe in three, two, one...

You guys are getting funny me

not yet

Not my mom!

R.I.P ME!

Made a Canadian sandwich...

I need to harvest

get that long, good succ

you are cured!

From a visit to China.

Kit Cat is just a little chunky

Man uses shower gun, it’s very effective

True story

makes sense really

He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

The Good Book

The future is stupid...

Pope spray

could have been a prequel

She went full white girl crazy

Bitᴄhes love magic

We believe in you

Boston's got interesting problems

I had cancer *instant golden buzzer*

Sith Threepio. I’ll see myself out

What's that!? Pt.2

I did my time

Paid 125 for window seat.

I agree with banning straws but the West is not the problem...

Gotta pull some naruto run on the bull

These security questions hurt me

Guess why i did ?

If you know you know.

ognog

I played My little pony video game, lock me up, im a murderer

weebs

Sounds pretty accurate.

Welcome home Sean! Baaaa

   

War-chest-it-ara-ara-sha-shire sauce

Can someone get me and gus a bail please?

Marketplace is an experience

*nervous human noises *

can we keep em?

Oogabooga

I'm that guy

fingerguns

This guy's got it

ca$h

Damn liberal media.

Move-in ready

*** them studies

oh, the secret is out, I am getting one for myself ASAP !

All times orphan

Cop: if you’re not gonna wear a helmet, atleast wear a condom

WHAT POWER?!?

I’ve fallen too many time

If I had a dollar...

Cartoon Network Executives are on point

Photo of the two guards during epstein's suicide

woke and based

Why doe Gordon Ramsay’s son look like he about to yell at me for overcooking the scallops

Doctors hard at work

Geico gecko is getting aggressive

You can do it lil' bee

Karen meets Karen

Hey man, I'd do the same

My wife's name is Grace............

This hurts as a dog person. But it’s funny

"Please Buy Our Rocks!!!"

Netflix going deep meta

Simon didn’t think this was as funny as I did.

Guess my parents were right kids are soft these days

Darn it!

Love is tough

No longer dodge ram but ram dodge

Who ya gonna call?...