makes sense really
He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then
The Good Book
The future is stupid...
could have been a prequel
She went full white girl crazy
Bitᴄhes love magic
We believe in you
Boston's got interesting problems
I had cancer *instant golden buzzer*
Sith Threepio. I’ll see myself out
What's that!? Pt.2
I did my time
Paid 125 for window seat.
I agree with banning straws but the West is not the problem...
Gotta pull some naruto run on the bull
These security questions hurt me
Guess why i did ?
If you know you know.
I played My little pony video game, lock me up, im a murderer
Sounds pretty accurate.
Welcome home Sean! Baaaa
Can someone get me and gus a bail please?
Marketplace is an experience
*nervous human noises *
can we keep em?
I'm that guy
This guy's got it
Damn liberal media.
*** them studies
oh, the secret is out, I am getting one for myself ASAP !
All times orphan
Cop: if you’re not gonna wear a helmet, atleast wear a condom
I’ve fallen too many time
If I had a dollar...
Cartoon Network Executives are on point
Photo of the two guards during epstein's suicide
woke and based
Why doe Gordon Ramsay’s son look like he about to yell at me for overcooking the scallops
Doctors hard at work
Geico gecko is getting aggressive
You can do it lil' bee
Karen meets Karen
Hey man, I'd do the same
My wife's name is Grace............
This hurts as a dog person. But it’s funny
"Please Buy Our Rocks!!!"
Netflix going deep meta
Simon didn’t think this was as funny as I did.
Guess my parents were right kids are soft these days
Love is tough
No longer dodge ram but ram dodge
Who ya gonna call?...
She printed out the DMs. RIP bro.
They finally made it!
A proposal she shall never forget
Couldnt get any worse.
Beautiful and unpublished photograph of a MIG-29 drinking water from a river
It's a Cat!
I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.
Maybe that's where they all go.
Airplane seating chart
thats a lotta damage
Wireless doorbells sitting on their chargers.
Look at my teeth
Where does the time go?
It’s getting savage
Probably an oldie
Violence is introduced to humanity
We're at an impasse
Hows your diet going!?
imagine anon was just shitposting and woke up suicided with 4 bullets in the head
Assemble with one friend and one Escher.
Just make me an offer
That Jeffery was a funny guy.
My wife...my children...it's been so long since I've logged into Skyrim
Pineapple on pizza...
It be true
Laundry Day is so loud
Balto always says
Gotta do it the right way
True happiness ;)
Yeah *** wtf!?
I need Spotify... now!