R.I.P ME!

Made a Canadian sandwich...

I need to harvest

get that long, good succ

you are cured!

From a visit to China.

Kit Cat is just a little chunky

Man uses shower gun, it’s very effective

True story

makes sense really

He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

The Good Book

The future is stupid...

Pope spray

could have been a prequel

She went full white girl crazy

Bitᴄhes love magic

We believe in you

Boston's got interesting problems

I had cancer *instant golden buzzer*

Sith Threepio. I’ll see myself out

What's that!? Pt.2

I did my time

Paid 125 for window seat.

I agree with banning straws but the West is not the problem...

Gotta pull some naruto run on the bull

These security questions hurt me

Guess why i did ?

If you know you know.

ognog

I played My little pony video game, lock me up, im a murderer

weebs

Sounds pretty accurate.

Welcome home Sean! Baaaa

   

War-chest-it-ara-ara-sha-shire sauce

Can someone get me and gus a bail please?

Marketplace is an experience

*nervous human noises *

can we keep em?

Oogabooga

I'm that guy

fingerguns

This guy's got it

ca$h

Damn liberal media.

Move-in ready

*** them studies

oh, the secret is out, I am getting one for myself ASAP !

All times orphan

Cop: if you’re not gonna wear a helmet, atleast wear a condom

WHAT POWER?!?

I’ve fallen too many time

If I had a dollar...

Cartoon Network Executives are on point

Photo of the two guards during epstein's suicide

woke and based

Why doe Gordon Ramsay’s son look like he about to yell at me for overcooking the scallops

Doctors hard at work

Geico gecko is getting aggressive

You can do it lil' bee

Karen meets Karen

Hey man, I'd do the same

My wife's name is Grace............

This hurts as a dog person. But it’s funny

"Please Buy Our Rocks!!!"

Netflix going deep meta

Simon didn’t think this was as funny as I did.

Guess my parents were right kids are soft these days

Darn it!

Love is tough

No longer dodge ram but ram dodge

Who ya gonna call?...

She printed out the DMs. RIP bro.

They finally made it!

A proposal she shall never forget

Interesding

Couldnt get any worse.

bolsonaro

Beautiful and unpublished photograph of a MIG-29 drinking water from a river

It's a Cat!

I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.

Maybe that's where they all go.

Airplane seating chart

thats a lotta damage

Wireless doorbells sitting on their chargers.

Look at my teeth

Where does the time go?

It’s getting savage

tactic

Probably an oldie

Violence is introduced to humanity

We're at an impasse

Hows your diet going!?

Comrade

imagine anon was just shitposting and woke up suicided with 4 bullets in the head

Assemble with one friend and one Escher.

Just make me an offer

That Jeffery was a funny guy.

My wife...my children...it's been so long since I've logged into Skyrim