If i have a Death Note...

Already fed up of plastics

Good morning. I need coffee.

Thought this was funny lol

There’s a cat inside my trash.

illusion level 100

Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy

Go to Jail!

I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call

Morning blues..

Just like the simulations

Meoww!

My brother looks identical to my Dad when he was younger and it just occurred to me...

The doctor isn't patient apparently

Crucifact

Squatters

it could've been so easy

Adapted

Probably from Florida.

realization in his eyes

Everybody gangsta until the cats start reading

yaranaika

It’s over Anakin

I am so dissapointed in you

a twist in the plot!

Give and take

please

It makes me weep to feel what has been lost.

Yes, but why did i draw this?

We're all Satan worshippers

Winner winner chicken dinner

Ahh, the joys of being a parent.

We all know a cat like this.

Send help. Please.

Resting my eyes.

Video games cause violence...

An artist retold the tale via graffiti.

Ey buddeh! I smell Kraft dinneh

I’m tired for sure

Those damn cop!

Wow he’s a lucky guy!!

Swing Set Achievement Like A Boss

Aye, papi

That's a great deal for vintage roller skates

Running out of time

I connect with this on a deep level

If it worked, it worked

The town of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada just erected a new sign.

He identifies as both

Sheep attack

Joy

Suicide bombers

pro-gamer

Lined up two cereal boxes to make captain crunch look like a thief.

Employee satisfaction is very important

The forbidden questions...

Going to be a weird wedding, I’m down though

Bob Ross remastered

If it won’t wash your car then why even buy it?

Wrong bar

True story, who you gonna call..

My last day of work party announcement has gotten out of hand

Gotta love blueberries!

Error 404: Happiness not found.

I have very little hope for humanity

Dude, how many of those are you getting?

Two Dogs and a Cat go to heaven.

Nephew was stung by a bee. HIs mom asked him to show her where he was stung..

A life worth living

These things always make me chuckle. Wack.

Catastrophe in three, two, one...

You guys are getting funny me

not yet

Not my mom!

R.I.P ME!

Made a Canadian sandwich...

get that long, good succ

you are cured!

From a visit to China.

Kit Cat is just a little chunky

Man uses shower gun, it’s very effective

True story

makes sense really

He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

The Good Book

The future is stupid...

Pope spray

could have been a prequel

She went full white girl crazy

Bitᴄhes love magic

We believe in you

Boston's got interesting problems

I had cancer *instant golden buzzer*

Sith Threepio. I’ll see myself out

What's that!? Pt.2

I did my time

Paid 125 for window seat.

I agree with banning straws but the West is not the problem...

Gotta pull some naruto run on the bull

These security questions hurt me