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Don't do what they tell you.
Named the Yacht after the ex wife
A renewed hope
Damn, John. What did your mom do to deserve that?
That's just how it works
Anger is real
Boris Johnson's secret plan
Put some pants on, pop
Wait, they are aren't they...
The Art of Beard Painting.....
Professor: Bring a one-sided formula sheet
Is this technically a catfish?
I N F I N I T E E G G S
How did they not catch this?
Don't Run Tho
I should take some more weeds..
Reasons to Like France ...
Call me Johnny
U got dem seeds
Dad: Were not getting a dog. Later:
“It usually works”
The salon I get my hair done at just started advertising hydrajelly facials and I'm just not mature enough for this...
You guys, I just met Jack Black!
Found on insta. Dis me
Ya almost had us.
To everyone at work that has been eating my jellybeans..now the fun begins
CoD 2: Big Red One
Leaning tower of pizza
Jimmy Kimmel paid for this sign in Dildo, NL
Technology still has room to improve...
Saitama final has met his match!
These people get it!
Hogwarts Express confirmed
It be like that
Now you see
I find this as absolute Win
How I live my life
Fruit by the foot fetish
Each face in the crowd is funny on its own
Great life hack!
Made our 1 year wedding anniversary picture!
The type of friendship I’m looking for.
That guy ruining your life
I am taking Scooby
How to butterfly
they finally got that son of a biatch
A surprise left by the maid.
*cries in morse code*
An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop.
Communism is like rain.
Someone should teach this farm about kerning
He's even more efficient than the other one...
I'm the fiya man
lets end this
I hope this isn’t true
Not specific enough
Cat jumped into hyperspace
This close to have a mental breakdown
A friends cat when he was packing up for a road trip
My wife went to an Ed Sheeran concert 18 months ago and had backstage passes, should I be concerned?
Laziness is the key
we will have no deserters walking the earth
him and ninja
First Age is best age
Father of the year goes to...
Gimme the money
The official logo of Cannabis
My sister does MMA at an all girls gym. The local kids turned up...
I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog:’/
crush my balls, i must
Feeding the shoggoth you rescued from the void
Scuttle me on my way
These Days I Just Stroll Around In Public...I'm Literally Invisible
1 second from now....
My man doing his job
Made this a week ago. Now i really want this to be a thing.
No box is too small.