Trying to Smash
Technology has made us no safer!
Have you ever seen an owls legs?
Doesn’t get more authentic than this
Less than a week left
I Was Already Annoyed, But Now Im Just Offended...
Give me minions!
One of the photos Ryan Reynolds posted, wishing his wife a happy birthday.
Just letting you know that I'm coming over
I can still hear the dial up tones
Someone messed up real bad
TASER THIS PIG
*laughs in spaghetti*
thats sort of gay
Bots are savage
She needed those Disney bucks
A new way to sneak food into the movie theatre ...
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd
Nice teeth though
Regret is temporary
Hey Dad, you know Pam?
I am a freelance technician, and I just happen to be working in the underground tunnels of Disney. Today I found this.
Is it just me or does young DJ Khalid look like the love child of Drake and Adam Sandler?
Snort the coffee powder
no opium this time
Working in a pet hotel
Yea no thanks
Lol, Butt Napkins
Why Rose, why??
Sometimes the stars align
Chick-fil-A vs Popeyes
Found about 20 of these cards while cleaning out my grandfathers man cave after he passed away. Going to miss his sense of humour.
I just had to share it, also the girl's gonna die.
She don't she stupid!
That's one smart Anon
But just how long is it?
Reading this is a punishment
I wasn't even that horny
She's a keeper that's for sure
Can't keep up sometimes :D LOL
Loopholes are great
Sorry about your balls
anon is trans
The best surveillance system out there!
Because Hemsworth it.
Why I dont let my husband handle any of our daughters paperwork for school ha
The Future Will Never Be The Same
Tired of these cicadas keeping me up at night, time for some revenge
Ain’t that the life
In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio.
Wish never gets my orders right :D LOL
bob the builder
Uncle Rico Suave
My boss after I've spent a week pouring all my time and energy into something they no longer want
Who want to ***
I found this in my school archive from 1940
Oogie Boogie hasn't been getting the best gigs lately.
I think my husband’s going to realize I borrowed one of his extension cords
My sister wore the wrong shirt to picture day
the british empire
Forreal! No one gives shi* LOL :D
My mom sent me this today... I’ve been in glasses since I can remember
NASA be on that good shit :D LOL
Needs some shredded clothes
FACTS!!! McDank!! :D LOL
Wife is out of town. There are no rules. Let the madness begin.
Haven't seen one in some time
why ppl so gay for jesus
I would cry D: LOL
Right over the heads of most kids
Throwback :D LOL