Just Build Around The ***ing Tree...

Mine sure does

listen up

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It’s Big Brain Time

The perfect ambulance number place doesn't exi...

Here's something to cry about.

Grad student’s maternity photo shoot with her thesis paper: “It was the longest labor ever.”

Ohh he dead

She loves the blower

Blessed egg head

just in time too

Calculated...

Future is full of autism

the hardest choices

doritos

Not a sign.

so noble

Tourism

Yes, f you William

No caption required

this operation was your idea

Sthree

I have friends who can drink 2 of these cups.

If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that I’m fighting this monkey

I think I'm being threatened by Mormons

Bad decision

It was a damn feast my dudes

12 Jumbo = 7 Mega?

My first time to draw my dog. Please be nice.

what a coinkydink

This guy’s mugshot is my spirit animal

Thats some certified player shit..

Running is more like it.

Very Scientific Research

The Inventor Of Walking.

My sister has triplet four-year-old girls.

For what it’s worth

Anyone want a new pet

Noticed this at the bar

Elmo says go to sleep

Spotted in Bristol, PA

Am Canadian, can confirm eh?

NFL Players as babies.

This building in my hometown.

Right now I’m Halifax!

2 please

My neighbor's toddler was a little too quiet.

Thomas Jefferson writing the declaration of Independence

Last year my roommate threw a rotting pumpkin in the yard. This year we have a pumpkin patch.

Ice cream coniferous

Double take.

It's a NO NO!

What the second amendment was written for

My fiance sent me this, and it sums up our relationship accurately

Probably a dog from IKEA with unclear instructions and missing/extra parts

Always help your friend

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Drugs are bad mmmkay

The kind of chair that’s perfect for the 9th person to come over...

Age of the tracks or age of the kids?

'Time, gentlemen please.....'

My laundry is doing better than me

Hope this hasn’t been posted already

The sky today in Alabama

How to drive on a highway, explained by an educated driver

Mike Tyson has a low carbon footprint.

By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies.

I think I need some straight talk

I wouldn't know

Think how much bros we have now.

Hashtag do it

it's all the rage

She’s been staring at me from across the bar for an hour now. Should I say hi?

anime Steve Jobs

Friends to the end

A true classic.

Well that’s a little over dramatic

Unholy wateer

Make it C*nt!

Well it was bound to happen

Only 20 miles

If u know you know

Woke up to find a stray chicken nesting on our grill this morning.

She has ballet right after hockey. This is the only way to make it on time!

I pray for death

Damn that's cruel.

Today we witness the birth of our new champion

Toothpaste

We all bark down here

The one man avenger!

Wise one

The only thing better than the name of this bar is sign outside of it. Found in Rome

Do not disturb

The underworld never looked so chic

Behold The Butthole

Resurrection of Iron Man

Tell me about your problems

what an amazing gun

Look Backseat, I did it!