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we truly do
Drive fast, eat ass.
This sums up what Seattle was like when visiting.
"Oh, you mean this?"
Once in a store
Would you watch your parent's sextape?
Happy 09/09/19 09:09:09!
How to deal with bullies
danish in the 90s
Self fulfilling prophecy.
Some people are much too powerful
Is he actually Big Smoke?
Unrealistic and unhealthy idea
Another win for the panoramic camera function.
Where's the edge? Where's the dank?
The philosopher of our time.
A throwback for some of y’all.
Was looking for onomatopoeia and this popped up
Dog ran away with my phone I later found this.
Dogs got kinks too
Tried to take a cutesy picture of my daughter sitting by the pond. She stood up halfway through and I thought it looked like she was screaming angrily at the fish. Made it into a fake album cover.
First 3D drawing
Leaked image of an aircraft’s chemtrails menu
I am on a See Food diet. I see food, I eat it.
The trim on this house
Support for the Dorian storm!
It’s a catastrophe
Someone wasn't about to let a little rain ruin their nap!
dont lose your way
im disassociating from my body help
I traveled to Loch Ness to let the people know that...
Never lose your Airpods.
Nothing like the first day!!!
A hole is a hole
I don’t know about you, but yikes
He forgot about Naggers
The world's gone mad!
Canadian Bumper Sticker
"FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS"
Hilarious 7th grade angst.
You want people to lie?
It ain't legit cheif.
Helpful woman trying to put out a fire.
Sometimes, losing means winning.
Poor Dwayne keeps getting stranded in a forest every time...
You're not odd
New leaked airpods
Payito ergo sum
I'd follow these directions if I saw this in the mirror.
New environmental illumination for only 3.99!
How to pick up a blue chair off the ground!
My niece doing her best Conor McGregor walk
Straight to jail
She's the best
RIP Toys R us
Whoa, whoa, easy there girl!
Maybe they're non-lingual
***ing damnit dad not again
Just Build Around The ***ing Tree...
Mine sure does
It’s Big Brain Time
The perfect ambulance number place doesn't exi...
Here's something to cry about.
Grad student’s maternity photo shoot with her thesis paper: “It was the longest labor ever.”
Ohh he dead
She loves the blower
Blessed egg head
just in time too
Future is full of autism
the hardest choices
Not a sign.
Yes, f you William
No caption required
this operation was your idea
I have friends who can drink 2 of these cups.
If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that I’m fighting this monkey
I think I'm being threatened by Mormons