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Hilarious 7th grade angst.
You want people to lie?
It ain't legit cheif.
Helpful woman trying to put out a fire.
Sometimes, losing means winning.
Poor Dwayne keeps getting stranded in a forest every time...
You're not odd
New leaked airpods
Payito ergo sum
I'd follow these directions if I saw this in the mirror.
New environmental illumination for only 3.99!
How to pick up a blue chair off the ground!
My niece doing her best Conor McGregor walk
Straight to jail
She's the best
RIP Toys R us
Whoa, whoa, easy there girl!
Maybe they're non-lingual
***ing damnit dad not again
Just Build Around The ***ing Tree...
Mine sure does
It’s Big Brain Time
The perfect ambulance number place doesn't exi...
Here's something to cry about.
Grad student’s maternity photo shoot with her thesis paper: “It was the longest labor ever.”
Ohh he dead
She loves the blower
Blessed egg head
just in time too
Future is full of autism
the hardest choices
Not a sign.
Yes, f you William
No caption required
this operation was your idea
I have friends who can drink 2 of these cups.
If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that I’m fighting this monkey
u a bad b-itch girrrl
I think I'm being threatened by Mormons
It was a damn feast my dudes
12 Jumbo = 7 Mega?
My first time to draw my dog. Please be nice.
what a coinkydink
This guy’s mugshot is my spirit animal
Thats some certified player shit..
Running is more like it.
Very Scientific Research
The Inventor Of Walking.
My sister has triplet four-year-old girls.
For what it’s worth
Anyone want a new pet
Noticed this at the bar
Elmo says go to sleep
Spotted in Bristol, PA
Am Canadian, can confirm eh?
NFL Players as babies.
This building in my hometown.
Right now I’m Halifax!
My neighbor's toddler was a little too quiet.
Thomas Jefferson writing the declaration of Independence
Last year my roommate threw a rotting pumpkin in the yard. This year we have a pumpkin patch.
Ice cream coniferous
It's a NO NO!
What the second amendment was written for
My fiance sent me this, and it sums up our relationship accurately
Probably a dog from IKEA with unclear instructions and missing/extra parts
Always help your friend
Drugs are bad mmmkay
The kind of chair that’s perfect for the 9th person to come over...
Age of the tracks or age of the kids?
'Time, gentlemen please.....'
My laundry is doing better than me
Hope this hasn’t been posted already
The sky today in Alabama
How to drive on a highway, explained by an educated driver
oh what a shame
Mike Tyson has a low carbon footprint.
By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies.
I think I need some straight talk
I wouldn't know
Think how much bros we have now.
Hashtag do it
it's all the rage
She’s been staring at me from across the bar for an hour now. Should I say hi?