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farming a man of your talents?
Please, won't anyone think of the turtles?
Took her out on the trail today. She ran off and found this still vibrating. 10/10 will take her tomorrow to see what else she can find.
Billy gets it
the flordia zoo
proof that exposure to violent movies makes people more violent
A hole that sucks in those unaware
I was wondering why I kept getting weird looks at school today. Then my SO pointed this out...
Is this the new Adderall?
Stop it, you're scaring him
We had 1 date, now most the birds in town are on my front steps... jeez...
Got nuthin’ better to do
My daughter was having a tantrum, and hid her face with under a pillow. The results were Devine!
My boyfriend made a very unfortunate find at the mall today.
F The World.
Finally an anime with a descent fanbase
Fine for me
Im sure I’m not the only one
LET ME SLEEP
I waited a year to post this
Scammers these days smh
In honor of Brooklyn 99 day! 09-09!
Next time on hospital hookups...
Impressive resumé 101
You are to young if you don't get it....
This pairing came up during cards against humanity.
They lived the crazy life
Students invent bacteria that eat plastic
my standards have lowered
we truly do
Drive fast, eat ass.
This sums up what Seattle was like when visiting.
"Oh, you mean this?"
Once in a store
Would you watch your parent's sextape?
Happy 09/09/19 09:09:09!
How to deal with bullies
danish in the 90s
Self fulfilling prophecy.
Some people are much too powerful
Is he actually Big Smoke?
Unrealistic and unhealthy idea
Another win for the panoramic camera function.
Where's the edge? Where's the dank?
The philosopher of our time.
A throwback for some of y’all.
Was looking for onomatopoeia and this popped up
Dog ran away with my phone I later found this.
Dogs got kinks too
Tried to take a cutesy picture of my daughter sitting by the pond. She stood up halfway through and I thought it looked like she was screaming angrily at the fish. Made it into a fake album cover.
First 3D drawing
Leaked image of an aircraft’s chemtrails menu
I am on a See Food diet. I see food, I eat it.
The trim on this house
Support for the Dorian storm!
It’s a catastrophe
Someone wasn't about to let a little rain ruin their nap!
dont lose your way
im disassociating from my body help
I traveled to Loch Ness to let the people know that...
Never lose your Airpods.
Nothing like the first day!!!
A hole is a hole
I don’t know about you, but yikes
He forgot about Naggers
The world's gone mad!
Canadian Bumper Sticker
"FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS"
Hilarious 7th grade angst.
You want people to lie?
It ain't legit cheif.
Helpful woman trying to put out a fire.
Sometimes, losing means winning.
Poor Dwayne keeps getting stranded in a forest every time...
You're not odd
New leaked airpods
Payito ergo sum
I'd follow these directions if I saw this in the mirror.
New environmental illumination for only 3.99!