I'm monkey.

tldr

Stop it, you're scaring him

Change Request

We had 1 date, now most the birds in town are on my front steps... jeez...

Got nuthin’ better to do

My daughter was having a tantrum, and hid her face with under a pillow. The results were Devine!

My boyfriend made a very unfortunate find at the mall today.

F The World.

Finally an anime with a descent fanbase

Lucky Ducky.

sorry weebs

Fine for me

Im sure I’m not the only one

LET ME SLEEP

I waited a year to post this

Scammers these days smh

In honor of Brooklyn 99 day! 09-09!

Next time on hospital hookups...

Impressive resumé 101

You are to young if you don't get it....

This pairing came up during cards against humanity.

They lived the crazy life

Students invent bacteria that eat plastic

my standards have lowered

we truly do

Drive fast, eat ass.

Heil yeah

This sums up what Seattle was like when visiting.

Bnnneeeeeeeeeee....You ***

"Oh, you mean this?"

Once in a store

Would you watch your parent's sextape?

Happy 09/09/19 09:09:09!

How to deal with bullies

Autobots transform...

danish in the 90s

Self fulfilling prophecy.

Some people are much too powerful

Is he actually Big Smoke?

Resourceful

Unrealistic and unhealthy idea

Another win for the panoramic camera function.

Where's the edge? Where's the dank?

The philosopher of our time.

Challenging indeed

A throwback for some of y’all.

Daddy issues

*blushes*

Was looking for onomatopoeia and this popped up

Dog ran away with my phone I later found this.

Dogs got kinks too

Slayer!

Tried to take a cutesy picture of my daughter sitting by the pond. She stood up halfway through and I thought it looked like she was screaming angrily at the fish. Made it into a fake album cover.

First 3D drawing

Leaked image of an aircraft’s chemtrails menu

I am on a See Food diet. I see food, I eat it.

no lollygagging

The trim on this house

Support for the Dorian storm!

It’s a catastrophe

Someone wasn't about to let a little rain ruin their nap!

Hey

dont lose your way

im disassociating from my body help

I traveled to Loch Ness to let the people know that...

Never lose your Airpods.

Nothing like the first day!!!

A hole is a hole

I don’t know about you, but yikes

Uncircumslide

He forgot about Naggers

The world's gone mad!

Canadian Bumper Sticker

"FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS"

Hilarious 7th grade angst.

You want people to lie?

It ain't legit cheif.

Helpful woman trying to put out a fire.

Sometimes, losing means winning.

Poor Dwayne keeps getting stranded in a forest every time...

You're not odd

New leaked airpods

The Wiz

Payito ergo sum

I'd follow these directions if I saw this in the mirror.

Cooking Advice

New environmental illumination for only 3.99!

Grandmas carpet.

How to pick up a blue chair off the ground!

My niece doing her best Conor McGregor walk

Straight to jail

She's the best

RIP Toys R us

Whoa, whoa, easy there girl!

Maybe they're non-lingual

***ing damnit dad not again

Unfortunately...

Psychedelic effects

Just Build Around The ***ing Tree...