I sat on the toilet, closed the door, and my 2yo decided I wasn't shitting myself fast enough.

Johnny Bravo is always relevant.

These Real Estate Photos

The REAL Napster...

Ohh lawd he comin..

Relatable

Mars Attacks is a great movie

Harambe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally proven

;_;

Anon is mad

Agony!

Please be chicken please be chicken please be chicken

ahh

In Latin America the weak fears the strong

Yeetus the feetus

cluck

title

How many times can one man fail?

aww nah bro

Is that a Jojo reference?

I'm happy

F Fatty Five

Late for Work

I don’t have a source for this but this does belong here

Couple Texting

Electrical Problems

When cops are unexpectedly funny

did I waste my life

Ded Not (OC)

?dedrater uoy era yhw daD

When life gives you a Rainbow shield, nothing can bring you down.

Tell me it’s not just me

Chocolate....

That's what I call dedication

When you're finally old enough for bad words

I want off this ride

Don’t forget it can cause memory loss

I have the siccness

Oh no

Mi bueno

they know

Lie Detector

Intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing

accurate

Oh but it was worth it

Remember when samwise gamgee incited a race war?

I've been hiding pictures of my dad around the house. This one was my favourite.

The Dutch police arrested man and his bird for a burglary. Due to not having a cage the police put the bird in jail, on water and bread. Local news media put a black bar on his face

If you remember watching this version of the show. You get a veterans account

That One Dentist

I love this bird.

Damn got crazy

Respect the Sgt.

The 2 options available when buying pants

So that's what the fox says

My favorite actor!

I mean, it’s not wrong...

I missed you

Can someone please hit the lights?

Actually, NASA lied to us

choc head

walla walla bing bang

Coach of the year

The only bird more dangerous than the feral pigeon

Neighbour from Slovenia

Task management

plagiarism

I think I just got scammed.

Gotta get one of these!

my WiFi name bamboozled my new roomate

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Ding dong, wake up

no probs

m_i_s_s m_e

And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye

Snarkiness level: Rainbow Road

The Story Behind Chinese Dragon Paintings

I love new ways to die

Opium of the masses

Seems accurate enough

Love u bro

Everyone's worst nightmare

Actual road sign in my town because too many people get lost in someone’s driveway

At least they’re straightforward about it

I broke the toilet seat. This is how I broke it to my wife . . .

Who am I do disagree?

Peppa Pig is confusing

groovy

Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass

Can someone find me a better one?

Guy in my town got sick of people blocking his driveway

I went to one of those paint and sip things and I ***ed my painting up so I made a UFO!

Hate to admit it but this applies to me.

Spiderman is back!

Went to buy tampons, this is what is in my cart so far.

The refrigerator's revenge

Gotta Love Coffee

Toucans are going to destroy capitalism

I saw this yesterday while out shopping and it made me laugh