C o c a i n e
We are Julian Williams, for we are many
Show some respect
All dads: “That isn’t going anywhere”
I'm not the worst anymore
they'll never suspect a thing
And I'm a....
Someone posted these all around town
Found at a local estate sale
Best costume ever!
Time to use my contacts
Laugh laugh laugh.
I can’t unsee this
Just need 4188 more karma to achieve completion
We don’t all get to go on vacations
Leaving a gem for the future to discover.
There is like 0.1% chance of that happening.
They’ll grind your bones to make their bread
Won't lie, I often forget these exist here.
Guess who’s son has a made up gluten allergy?
Motivational Poster ?
Disney store horrors
Stop crying wimp
No clue of who she is, only left a legendary pic.
C o n v e r t r e t a r d
Well that's ***ed up
People who do this are Legends
This is my life now.
My daughter smiling only after her first ever school photos came in.
Single handedly grossing out dozens of women a day.
His mother would be proud.
HDL at its peak
26 year old recreation. Me and my twin on our 30th birthday. Our most embarrassing photo
Backdrop fail on the national news regarding eye care treatment for the elderly in Norway.
I hope they set their alarms
I took a panorama of my dog...
The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies ...
Luigi finally made a friend
Confusing trick-or-treaters with a posable skeleton arm for the last 2 years
Seen today in Tauranga, NZ
Meanwhile in the Midwest
I'm funny... right?
We've all been there kiddo
My cat watching the neighbors cat watching the neighbors cat
Thank you Stallone
It probably cleared the room... or the building... not sure...
Must. Purchase. Cosplay. Incomplete. Otherwise.
Someone give this guy an award
So the NYC Subway has banned dogs unless they 'fit in a bag' and New Yorkers got creative.
Waiting for pay day like...
100% on the Mark
Finally found Carmen Sandiego!
Our friend left his car with us to watch while he went to Florida . He kept sending us beach pics, so we sent him a picture of his car buried in snow .
Short people problems at parking lots
She seems to be pretty much interested in it
Every year it starts a day earlier
Don't have kids in October
Sign outside my chiro’s office today!
dad ples giv veeda gam cumdumpster
Chads start out young
Let me see who is looking at me?
it do be like that
Fred defeating the dinosaurs to feed his family
I found the unvaccinated kid section at Walmart
The Cookie Crumbles
Told my mom to cancel brother’s senior pictures appt; I can do it for free
Take a Hint, Kevin
Funfair on face
The new Joker movie in a nutshell
Went for a walk, saw this sign
Cower before my self-acceptance!
Best sign ive ever seen.. anyone have a goat?
Pure Chinese engineering!
My dog looks like a middle-aged man who just took his first selfie.
I post occasionally
Aussie shitposter face reveal: