My mother always told me "To Put on a happy face"

Meanwhile at apple

Pumpkins get too much love. I carved a Jack-o-Tater.

Reason 258 why I hate customer service

I stole this from imgur

No such thing as mistakes... ***.

Hol’ up

Let's go there or there, or there, or... everywhere

Sexy Halloween costume

Watched QI tonight and laughed waaaay too hard at this joke :D

Getting into middle age

This mashup would be something beyond special. Couldn't find the artist to credit but was on wackyowl in 2010

Fair enough I suppose

You’ll see it once then never again

She was so fed up that she became the manager.

Walking a 'fine line' here

A god walking among men

Spotted as I was leaving the grocery store.

Let's the Shadow games begin!

Tuba man to the rescu.. detention

How do I look...

Oldy but goody

gracious gifts

TIFU by wearing a penis tiara and running into Orlando Bloom.

Family visits

Much better...

For the cultured

A story with a bad ending

Sasa lele > sale sale

That's a little harsh

You wanna know how I got these scars?

Your warranty...

It’s just that time of year...

Possibly the greatest Halloween costumes I've ever seen.

That Rebell Scum

Viagra's Headquarters in Toronto

Going as Fluffy from Harry Potter this year

He doesn't like to sit in the back

All your friends have kids, and you’re just like…

C o c a i n e

We are Julian Williams, for we are many

Show some respect

All dads: “That isn’t going anywhere”

Magnets

I'm not the worst anymore

they'll never suspect a thing

And I'm a....

Someone posted these all around town

Found at a local estate sale

a fable

Best costume ever!

Time to use my contacts

Laugh laugh laugh.

I can’t unsee this

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Ubisoftcøck

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Just need 4188 more karma to achieve completion

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We don’t all get to go on vacations

Leaving a gem for the future to discover.

There is like 0.1% chance of that happening.

They’ll grind your bones to make their bread

Won't lie, I often forget these exist here.

Guess who’s son has a made up gluten allergy?

Motivational Poster ?

Disney store horrors

Stop crying wimp

Ok ....

Bloody Dylan

No clue of who she is, only left a legendary pic.

C o n v e r t r e t a r d

Well that's ***ed up

Nice'nt

People who do this are Legends

This is my life now.

My daughter smiling only after her first ever school photos came in.

So pun..ny!

Single handedly grossing out dozens of women a day.

His mother would be proud.

HDL at its peak

Still can't

26 year old recreation. Me and my twin on our 30th birthday. Our most embarrassing photo

Backdrop fail on the national news regarding eye care treatment for the elderly in Norway.

Shrimps camping

I hope they set their alarms

I took a panorama of my dog...

The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies ...

Luigi finally made a friend

Confusing trick-or-treaters with a posable skeleton arm for the last 2 years

Seen today in Tauranga, NZ

Meanwhile in the Midwest

I'm funny... right?

Verständlich

We've all been there kiddo

Aluminum boi

My cat watching the neighbors cat watching the neighbors cat

Fax

Thank you Stallone

It probably cleared the room... or the building... not sure...