i rub onions on my body while masturbating, just to know what it would smell like ~

Van Gogh's Halloween costume

relatable

I have 0%

Ohhhkay....got it!

Good ol' Ben

So it is not frozen.

Those with kids will most definitely understand this!

Niceeeee

There are 2 types of girls on Halloween

Still carrying...

HAPPY ASPARAGUS DAY!!!

lol ez

I found the guy that put Baby in the corner!

the reason I never was cool

classic

   

Mate can’t complain.

nice

Woody with a girl filter looks like Caitlyn Jenner

Whatever you say, buddy

Been watching a lot of Hell’s Kitchen lately so my girlfriend got my this card for my bday. Needless to say she killed it!

disgusting

Stuffed animal Seals are a sight to behold

Be wary of what your spouse REALLY calls you!

Expectations subverted

chinese slaves

This Halloween..

you gonna cry?

Don’t impeach me, I stole it from FB :/

Called a Uber, and guess who showed up?

ohhhh !...

solid as a rock

birdposting

Crusade 2.0

he still lives

Same Shit Different Year

Brian has a rich personality

Behind the scenes

encouragement

A taller building

How not to lose your pet

feel my leg

So that’s how

Between two burns

Friday skooma

ooooooooooooooo

zoom zoom

$$$

Does it need a presta of shrader.

China

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

When Hermione meets Harry for the first time!

Beware of the tuna

Hey spike.

anon got rejected

Hey Green

Stumbled on the top photo and knew I'd seen them before

Worth the trip to Walmart

subtitles welcome

Lego

So after awkwardly sitting down on my couch, I said the top part. Siri then responded with the below.

We named the dog Indiana.

There is another

Dave Pikey is great

Hands on your back sir.

Went to Mexico and I order a SIDE of bacon. Mexico pulled through big time for me

Air Wrecker

Warning....

The killer.

noooooooooooooooooooodle

Waiting for death

"Renting goats to eat your Ivy is totally a thing"

***ing microtransactions

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!!

The seats are super uncomfortable in this Uber

for shame

Tegridy!

NVIDIA has really upped their graphics cards

Well then, I'm not saving the planet then...

My Grandpa mows the yard every week with the same grey shirt that has Yamaha written on the back with black letters. My Grandma just noticed this last week.

Roles have reversed !

Free Hong Kong

This city needs a new hero

Rekt

MICKEY IS THE NEW FACE OF A FREE HONG KONG!

The best solution

Can’t stop laughing

This is not the floor!

Frank Reynolds Wisdom

That's a loophole

We're probably banned in China anyways

Volcanoes are people too

oof sound effect 2

Hunny vs Free Speech

This piece is going to saw your head off!

Type A Er Type B????

QWERTY

No they are just quitting hearthstone

It hath been like that