They sell the God damned sand worm from Beetlejuice at Home Depot and I can’t tell if life is over or just beginning.

bing bing wahoo

Bushman

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!

wtf, I love china now?

This is so sad, can we hit CEOs?

Too shy to... nvm

An excited crowed watches the public execution by boiling. Circa 1430.

is there something we can actually do?

They just want to believe in something!

Turn Mickey Mouse in a pro-Hong Kong meme to watch Disney lose money from china lmao pranked

wow guys thanks for all the gold

All hail ducks and geese

potty break

ouch

The worlds best tailgate

Bootlickers

Youre amazing

Realisation time

Consume

There was some quality father-son bonding time

B l i z z

Spice up your life.

Whats going on ?

Only in USSR

Winnie takes a Pooh :)

Walking the dogs and saw this today, I thought I would share the laugh

Ding dong no more

A maths limerick!

Where’s my honey?

He's the king of something

Kelso is such a romantic guy.

Headphones

Traps Illustrated

huh

Rubix cube comic

Someone should put music to this

HuMaNs ArE sMaRtEr ThAn AnImAlS

Update And Restart

Avocados need better prizes >:(

She is his biggest fan

I feel like a god! Haha

Why are you naked rocket?

This is a little Strange.

Believe in love

Wife and I laughing at this damn near 3am

You have to follow the rules

Ah, it all makes sense now.

Taped to a 14000 liter tank of liquid sodium.

Full throttle Michael-jacksoning to dab on the melanine enriched people

Foxes minimise their apparent size by folding their legs and bodies into the forth dimension so only their heads and tail remain.

IT Chapter 3

new personal best get!

Comes with a side of honey and oh bother.

Just how it be.

All better

It's about damn time

High on the good stuff

I don't think this is Crystal clear!

Feet forgot to lego

Still trying

Mario is Expired?

It’s probably best to sit this one out, Karen

Frank has had it

Blizzard

our boy is back

'tis the season...

Porn preference ❓❔❓❔

A toast to all adults

Spitting Facts

Vlad discovers marshmallows.

Half off

natural ***ing 20

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???????

oops I fell on my keyboard

a whole new level of genius

welp

Aaahahaha!

Banned in China

3.5 month old piranha

lol funny

Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel

Then why the hell did you send it to me?

It do be like that

Meanwhile in the US I experience these all simultaneously

i rub onions on my body while masturbating, just to know what it would smell like ~

Van Gogh's Halloween costume

relatable

I have 0%

Ohhhkay....got it!

Good ol' Ben

So it is not frozen.

Those with kids will most definitely understand this!

Niceeeee

There are 2 types of girls on Halloween

Still carrying...

HAPPY ASPARAGUS DAY!!!

lol ez

I found the guy that put Baby in the corner!

the reason I never was cool