Avocados need better prizes >:(

She is his biggest fan

I feel like a god! Haha

Why are you naked rocket?

This is a little Strange.

Believe in love

Wife and I laughing at this damn near 3am

You have to follow the rules

Ah, it all makes sense now.

Taped to a 14000 liter tank of liquid sodium.

Full throttle Michael-jacksoning to dab on the melanine enriched people

Foxes minimise their apparent size by folding their legs and bodies into the forth dimension so only their heads and tail remain.

IT Chapter 3

new personal best get!

Comes with a side of honey and oh bother.

Just how it be.

All better

It's about damn time

High on the good stuff

I don't think this is Crystal clear!

Feet forgot to lego

Still trying

Mario is Expired?

It’s probably best to sit this one out, Karen

Frank has had it

Blizzard

our boy is back

'tis the season...

Porn preference ❓❔❓❔

A toast to all adults

Spitting Facts

Vlad discovers marshmallows.

Half off

natural ***ing 20

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???????

oops I fell on my keyboard

a whole new level of genius

welp

Aaahahaha!

Banned in China

3.5 month old piranha

lol funny

Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel

Then why the hell did you send it to me?

It do be like that

Meanwhile in the US I experience these all simultaneously

i rub onions on my body while masturbating, just to know what it would smell like ~

Van Gogh's Halloween costume

relatable

I have 0%

Ohhhkay....got it!

Good ol' Ben

So it is not frozen.

Those with kids will most definitely understand this!

Niceeeee

There are 2 types of girls on Halloween

Still carrying...

HAPPY ASPARAGUS DAY!!!

lol ez

I found the guy that put Baby in the corner!

the reason I never was cool

classic

   

Mate can’t complain.

nice

Woody with a girl filter looks like Caitlyn Jenner

Whatever you say, buddy

Been watching a lot of Hell’s Kitchen lately so my girlfriend got my this card for my bday. Needless to say she killed it!

disgusting

Stuffed animal Seals are a sight to behold

Be wary of what your spouse REALLY calls you!

Expectations subverted

chinese slaves

This Halloween..

you gonna cry?

Don’t impeach me, I stole it from FB :/

Called a Uber, and guess who showed up?

ohhhh !...

solid as a rock

birdposting

Crusade 2.0

he still lives

Same Shit Different Year

Brian has a rich personality

Behind the scenes

encouragement

A taller building

How not to lose your pet

feel my leg

So that’s how

Between two burns

Friday skooma

ooooooooooooooo

zoom zoom

$$$

Does it need a presta of shrader.

China

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

When Hermione meets Harry for the first time!

Beware of the tuna