'tis the season...
Porn preference ❓❔❓❔
A toast to all adults
Vlad discovers marshmallows.
natural ***ing 20
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???????
oops I fell on my keyboard
a whole new level of genius
Banned in China
3.5 month old piranha
Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel
Then why the hell did you send it to me?
It do be like that
Meanwhile in the US I experience these all simultaneously
i rub onions on my body while masturbating, just to know what it would smell like ~
Van Gogh's Halloween costume
I have 0%
Good ol' Ben
So it is not frozen.
Those with kids will most definitely understand this!
There are 2 types of girls on Halloween
HAPPY ASPARAGUS DAY!!!
I found the guy that put Baby in the corner!
the reason I never was cool
Mate can’t complain.
Woody with a girl filter looks like Caitlyn Jenner
Whatever you say, buddy
Been watching a lot of Hell’s Kitchen lately so my girlfriend got my this card for my bday. Needless to say she killed it!
Stuffed animal Seals are a sight to behold
Be wary of what your spouse REALLY calls you!
you gonna cry?
Don’t impeach me, I stole it from FB :/
Called a Uber, and guess who showed up?
solid as a rock
he still lives
Same Shit Different Year
Brian has a rich personality
Behind the scenes
A taller building
How not to lose your pet
feel my leg
So that’s how
Between two burns
Does it need a presta of shrader.
When Hermione meets Harry for the first time!
Beware of the tuna
anon got rejected
Stumbled on the top photo and knew I'd seen them before
Worth the trip to Walmart
So after awkwardly sitting down on my couch, I said the top part. Siri then responded with the below.
We named the dog Indiana.
There is another
Dave Pikey is great
Hands on your back sir.
Went to Mexico and I order a SIDE of bacon. Mexico pulled through big time for me
Waiting for death
"Renting goats to eat your Ivy is totally a thing"
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!!
The seats are super uncomfortable in this Uber
NVIDIA has really upped their graphics cards
Well then, I'm not saving the planet then...
My Grandpa mows the yard every week with the same grey shirt that has Yamaha written on the back with black letters. My Grandma just noticed this last week.