It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
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the fack of absolute what
I didn't sign up for this
*swirls it around*
It’s only fair.
Unfortunately lost them in a boating accident
Actually would be nice
Bing keeping it real
Quick, name your favorite german pokemon
Good times, good times
Taco Bell has really stepped up their spicy game
Thanks for checking
Just take a peek
Faster than a speeding bullet
Who fell here?...
TIL that my grandmother was Robert De Niro
Please help yourself!
Imagine eating that many breadsticks.
It gets worse every year
The legends foretold of the mighty cheddar.
A friend sent me this. "In some way I feel cheated. But at the same time they don't lie."
Send in the Thot
Pulling a sneaky on death
The Wise Man of the Mountain
I can’t be the only one who sees it...
i can't stop screaming (OC)
death is the preferable alternative to communism
I know it is a kind op repost but spread the news
Those legs tho
My name is Adam and I approve this message
The answer has been before our very eyes all along
Letter to the tooth fairy
I wonder what happened to the sausage...
Came across this simple illustrated 6-step guide teaching foreigners how to poop in Thailand.
Has slavic science gone too far?
I believe her
take me out
Drag on deez nuts
Work related purposes only.
As an IT guy, I understand that
Why are his arms and legs so small
greatest story ever told
At least they got to stuff their faces during his quadruple triumph
realization of truth..
Lol do it
This is the law of equivalent exchange
Cue studio audience laugh track...
You know It’s a small town when:
How to draw.
oof ouch owie
the chad explosive expert vs the virgin energy weapon courier
I MUST ESCAPE THIS PRISOOON!!!! that’s a cradle dear, go back to sleep.
If Jesus was Gen Z'er
Just out here living the dream
Know the toes
A for effort for his James Bond outfit
Finally, these two working together to achieve a great thing
*pulls out phone*
hydration is my waifu
I asked my pregnant wife how she's feeling. She sent me this in response.
Just use your mouth
I hate it haha
This is his “thinking box”. I often find him here pondering life’s great questions
I don’t know what this man did, but I’m here for it.
I think I arrived at the white time
“Can’t wait for bust these bad boys out honey!”
I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
seems pretty wholesome
thats one bold thief I tell ya hwhat
Future Tesla driver
It’s mail time
must be about me
#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes
the forbidden cracker
payback time bitсh
my name is society
I love wholesome fan art
Meanwhile in Kentucky...
Seen in Edinburgh
The saddest of loses