I'd find either of those suspicious tbh

“Woow” - ** in drake voice

たわごと

How have i not seen this before

This meme was brought to you by Pizza Hut

I can’t wait to have kids

i saw a dog

Its HIGH noon....

LIFE HACK: If you eat a hard taco over a small tortilla you get another taco

ok 800m3r

Time to kill

“Cyber Truck” design process

Both of these vehicle are from November 2019

The New Tesla Cybertruck

In regards to the new Tesla truck...

Every group has that one special friend!

The New Tesla Offroad Vehicle.

Excuse me, have you seen my brother?

Oh, Swoley Night

oh thank god..

Thought it looked familiar...

Boop of high

good news everyone

My new uniform.

Stwo

robots rise up

The Tesla Cybertruck and it's sexy curves.

duel of the fates

This is so wrong, but too funny to pass up.

i am a meat man

First images of the Tesla Cybertruck reveal

BIG IROOOOOOOOOON

No one likes a smartass *** Bev

Ima tell my kids this was Justin Bieber

i always get them mixed up.

My Chief concern about Kansas City...

This kid knows how to do Thanksgiving

A co-worker of mine flashed me his socks during today’s meeting.

Inception...

Your current game controller is a boy or a girl?

Time flies

become the anime girl you want to see

This wife’s response to her husbands vasectomy.

Yeah...Your Kids, AmIRight?

Basically every flat-earther

Somehow I think that this is a lie.

A teen's daily workout

WHY??!!

Legal I am.

Saving the world in a Hollywood movie

It's not what you think it is...

Honest answers, honest folk.

When people brag about how much they love eating ass

You knew the whole time buddy!

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

That was written on the bathroom’s wall at my school

Took little time to find which stage of life I’m at.

Germany is always different

Sign in

11th anniversary today. Hope her sense of humor's intact when she home from work....

Join brethren

living that born in 1856 LIFE

How to not End up on the Table

My stoner friend sent me this yesterday

Gamer is our word, you can call us gammas

When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years

news spread fast these days

Riding high

Pytho-logical

bird law.

Cat for sale: Mint condition, still in original packaging.

My Local Gas Station

This is getting out of control...

There is always that one mate.....

My IT department

Ahh bye bye forest

It makes you wonder what's going on in there

My garbage collectors got this note this morning. Tis the Season!

Sleepover i must

These are documents, I promise

EPIC path DESTROYS feminist mother of two

I can't even afford to die

Cloud computing :D

A Froggy Meal

I guess it’s the truth spoke

telling my kids this was the neighborhood I grew up in

It's not just raining Nazi tears, it's a Heil

The head of HR at my firm has this favourite quote of hers displayed in her cabin!

Gay bacon

Cat has a point...

We don't need your dirty boomer money

Medium rare?or well done

Mmmmm hmmmm

Я был похищен моими монгольскими секс-рабынями

The news is spreading fast

joes before hoes

I'm irresistible asf

Any objections?

Driller

It was instinctual