I have a feeling this won't end well

She's single

That’s epic

The black panther!?

Based Waifu

All the excuse I needed.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

“Mom, I need 32 toilet paper rolls.” “Why?”

Thank You Doctor Who

Actual photo of me right after I take a shower looking in the mirror and wondering how I was ever able to trick someone into having sex with me

“I have a delivery coming. Can you grab it?” - My Wife

My favorite sign at my mother in law's house

I love my dad.

The Christmas Card of a high school friend

A Huge Dilemma

I bought a 12 pack of squishy penises that I plan to randomly place in my boyfriend's house, one at a time, every time I come over.

Interesting. EDKH

Only in Chicago!

Steinbeck eat your heart out.

They make look al dente now

tragedy

The deeper you go...

My dogs face through her favorite toy

Die Hard Yard Decorations Christmas

Well, it's better than being asked "are we there yet?"...

Dam right I will!!

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Thank you so much to everyone who makes my job a little easier.

Someone killed a Level 1 Fratboy but didn't take the loot drop

pixelated

Jim'll Paint it: Yer an addict Arry!

Facts only

Next up on the pole, please welcome, Sierra!

My socks finally came.

Wife vetoed my birth announcement design...

Bad Art

Ah yes, Poopy Butthole Rock.

Just give me it

Yub nub intensifies.

Shattered am I.

this tbh

A very informative sign I came across today in Nebraska

indecipherable

Telekeunckle

Don't even ask for a source

How to slim down easily

Heh

So i got a problem

Sorry about the 5p resolution

These posts in my timeline can’t be a coincidence

Reminder to take frozen turkeys out today!

This sign outside a local eatery.

Try it, you'll get laughs

Meanwhile in Chicago...

Cosplay 100

Why is everyone screaming, I really like those weird clouds.

Smell weed every Sunday

The theory of evolution.

A wild end of the month appeared

Sounds kinky...

MEMEVEMBER WEEK #4

Seen in the wild...

They be sippin to much tea

Not so fast

Tell me Doctor, is it a Re?

Relatable

Who ever edited this ty

He's being proactive!

Whoopsie

Actually you can counter it with pepper

Every time we go for a walk

Sometimes you just gotta hear it out loud

How I dressed.

YEET

A disappointment even in bed

Never do drugs

Female storm trooper!

Someone Has To Say It....

What could go wrong if you take a photo holding a bag of popcorn?

You Good There ??

Electric Scooter vs Regular Scooter

I love paris

The name of this candle.

Good boi?

Society time

How the table turns

Solid retirement planning

Huh

Chip

Lol idiots

This didn’t age well ....

Glass was made in Tesla

What kinda smart-ass crack is that?

Really, Elon?

Straight gays TV-show

I'd kill for an education

ahah yes

So, you want to live next to a farm?

The Air and Space Museum

I prefer poppy seeds

R.I.P Sharon