I have a particular set of skills
All men are the same
So everybody knows....
Nathan Pyle’s humor is legendary.
People like her deserve to get beaned
I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.
One of the Butchers at Albertsons has a unique sense of humor.
Who to call in an emergency!
It's a gift
Jeff Bezos Donations
oh god no
He's got a point
He's lucky I'm not in this for the likes.
Landlord left a note saying “No hot water. Sorry for the inconvenience” What he really meant was...
Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon
“We all code down here.”
Dammit Carol, let me in. We’ve got a situation out here!
You to Father Eric
Map of a Polish metro lines
Prepare for glory
Anon is paranoid
Let’s paint some happy little trees.
At least he's honest
Peace was never an option
Hit me with that tesla truck
How Canada defeated the US armed forces colorized.
The new valet guy
But wait... I'm not Alibaba
His career hit a low
he also committed suicide
“Society has unrealistic beauty standards for women“
Low-cost-cosplay strikes again
My Cybertruck came with no wheels or windows.
Talk shit, get hit
I bet no mod will ever see this
Got me at the free part!
As if you guys wouldn't want to watch this
Um... it was an accident
Well, that’s uncalled for.
To snuggle or not to snuggle
I feel bad that i laughed
Bruh sound effect #2
This man bout to eat
what a motto
I call bullsh*t
Turn that **** up fam
He has descended
I have a feeling this won't end well
The black panther!?
All the excuse I needed.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
“Mom, I need 32 toilet paper rolls.” “Why?”
Thank You Doctor Who
Actual photo of me right after I take a shower looking in the mirror and wondering how I was ever able to trick someone into having sex with me
“I have a delivery coming. Can you grab it?” - My Wife
My favorite sign at my mother in law's house
I love my dad.
The Christmas Card of a high school friend
A Huge Dilemma
I bought a 12 pack of squishy penises that I plan to randomly place in my boyfriend's house, one at a time, every time I come over.
Only in Chicago!
Steinbeck eat your heart out.
They make look al dente now
The deeper you go...
My dogs face through her favorite toy
Die Hard Yard Decorations Christmas
Well, it's better than being asked "are we there yet?"...
Dam right I will!!
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Thank you so much to everyone who makes my job a little easier.
Someone killed a Level 1 Fratboy but didn't take the loot drop
Jim'll Paint it: Yer an addict Arry!
Next up on the pole, please welcome, Sierra!
My socks finally came.