Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 1

The clergy remain hopelessly confused over the proper use of condoms...

Only natural with a tongue that big

"Other men HATE him"

The Japanese choose their words wisely

Christmas tree is up.

A tiny boi he is...

#MEMEVEMBER

I taught my dad how to use WhatsApp, I've created a monster.

That cat is everywhere

I think my dad has a drug problem

Papa John doesn’t look so good

I have a particular set of skills

All men are the same

So everybody knows....

Nathan Pyle’s humor is legendary.

People like her deserve to get beaned

Thanks, Obama

I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.

One of the Butchers at Albertsons has a unique sense of humor.

Who to call in an emergency!

It's a gift

drank

*groans underwater*

History lesson

Jeff Bezos Donations

oh god no

He's got a point

He's lucky I'm not in this for the likes.

Hihi

Heh

Landlord left a note saying “No hot water. Sorry for the inconvenience” What he really meant was...

Self Evaluation

Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon

Fourty.

“We all code down here.”

Dammit Carol, let me in. We’ve got a situation out here!

You to Father Eric

Map of a Polish metro lines

Thanksgiving PSA

Prepare for glory

Anon is paranoid

Let’s paint some happy little trees.

At least he's honest

Peace was never an option

Hit me with that tesla truck

How Canada defeated the US armed forces colorized.

The new valet guy

Just Call

But wait... I'm not Alibaba

His career hit a low

he also committed suicide

“Society has unrealistic beauty standards for women“

Low-cost-cosplay strikes again

My Cybertruck came with no wheels or windows.

Please

Talk shit, get hit

I bet no mod will ever see this

Got me at the free part!

That ***

As if you guys wouldn't want to watch this

Um... it was an accident

Crazy!

Well, that’s uncalled for.

ok boomer

verse

♫    

Ozzy

To snuggle or not to snuggle

straw

I feel bad that i laughed

Bruh sound effect #2

Cardi B

This man bout to eat

Art

what a motto

I call bullsh*t

Turn that **** up fam

He has descended

I have a feeling this won't end well

She's single

That’s epic

The black panther!?

Based Waifu

All the excuse I needed.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

“Mom, I need 32 toilet paper rolls.” “Why?”

Thank You Doctor Who

Actual photo of me right after I take a shower looking in the mirror and wondering how I was ever able to trick someone into having sex with me

“I have a delivery coming. Can you grab it?” - My Wife

My favorite sign at my mother in law's house

I love my dad.

The Christmas Card of a high school friend

A Huge Dilemma

I bought a 12 pack of squishy penises that I plan to randomly place in my boyfriend's house, one at a time, every time I come over.

Interesting. EDKH

Only in Chicago!

Steinbeck eat your heart out.

They make look al dente now

tragedy