They have learned rather quickly that I provide breakfast on a regular schedule. Was 5 mins late and got told for it.
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My 9 year old son put this on our front door for the world to see. He thought it was for nut allergy awareness. Don't have the heart to tell him.
I don't do self improvement after 10pm
Hugelol Herald, the 2019 Memevember edition
They've got a point!
Paused Iron Man 2 at the right time.
Can you guys tell me the difference between these pictures?
the difficultys of the todays step-brother
I’m willing to take a shot.
Relatively funny comic
Florida Man arrives in style
Felt the urge to combine these two...
a trip to the repair shop
Asian don't Raisin
Blessed is the truth.
They deserve our respect
the socks we need
Father and Mother
The absolute state
The popes new anime jacket for his Japan visit.
My crush and her boyfriend / Me
Artists that take commissions
You don't mess with a car owner's parking spot.
When the big kid sits in front of the class.
Laughed way too hard at this. Happy Turkey Day!!
Traps be like:
Moroccan soccer fans spellcheck their rivals
The Mirror of Scare-ised
Tesla and Chill??
Living your life 1.6km at a time
A neutral life
When you fail video game design class
Finally the moment captured..
beating some meat
This for some reason seems very funny.
Just wanting to post this
Not sure if this has been posted anywhere else. I’m sure it has. I’m jumping in the band wagon.
For my musician friends...
Going to take a pee!
On the time line, thanks piano.
The original Cybertruck only more shatterproof
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 4
That Hidden Valley life...
Photographic proof that 2nd amendment wasn’t just for muskets!
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 2
That pinata better chill tf out
LEFTIES HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 3
AT&T appears to have allied with Sauron
My husband, everyone
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 1
The clergy remain hopelessly confused over the proper use of condoms...
Only natural with a tongue that big
"Other men HATE him"
The Japanese choose their words wisely
Christmas tree is up.
A tiny boi he is...
I taught my dad how to use WhatsApp, I've created a monster.
That cat is everywhere
I think my dad has a drug problem
Papa John doesn’t look so good
I have a particular set of skills
All men are the same
So everybody knows....
Nathan Pyle’s humor is legendary.
People like her deserve to get beaned
I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.
One of the Butchers at Albertsons has a unique sense of humor.
Who to call in an emergency!
It's a gift
Jeff Bezos Donations
oh god no
He's got a point
He's lucky I'm not in this for the likes.