Photographic proof that 2nd amendment wasn’t just for muskets!
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 2
That pinata better chill tf out
LEFTIES HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 3
AT&T appears to have allied with Sauron
My husband, everyone
Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house - pic 1
The clergy remain hopelessly confused over the proper use of condoms...
Only natural with a tongue that big
"Other men HATE him"
The Japanese choose their words wisely
Christmas tree is up.
A tiny boi he is...
I taught my dad how to use WhatsApp, I've created a monster.
That cat is everywhere
I think my dad has a drug problem
Papa John doesn’t look so good
I have a particular set of skills
All men are the same
So everybody knows....
Nathan Pyle’s humor is legendary.
People like her deserve to get beaned
I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.
One of the Butchers at Albertsons has a unique sense of humor.
Who to call in an emergency!
It's a gift
Jeff Bezos Donations
oh god no
He's got a point
He's lucky I'm not in this for the likes.
Landlord left a note saying “No hot water. Sorry for the inconvenience” What he really meant was...
Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon
“We all code down here.”
Dammit Carol, let me in. We’ve got a situation out here!
You to Father Eric
Map of a Polish metro lines
Prepare for glory
Anon is paranoid
Let’s paint some happy little trees.
At least he's honest
Peace was never an option
Hit me with that tesla truck
How Canada defeated the US armed forces colorized.
The new valet guy
But wait... I'm not Alibaba
His career hit a low
he also committed suicide
“Society has unrealistic beauty standards for women“
Low-cost-cosplay strikes again
My Cybertruck came with no wheels or windows.
Talk shit, get hit
I bet no mod will ever see this
Got me at the free part!
As if you guys wouldn't want to watch this
Um... it was an accident
Well, that’s uncalled for.
To snuggle or not to snuggle
I feel bad that i laughed
Bruh sound effect #2
This man bout to eat
what a motto
I call bullsh*t
Turn that **** up fam
He has descended
I have a feeling this won't end well
The black panther!?
All the excuse I needed.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
“Mom, I need 32 toilet paper rolls.” “Why?”
Thank You Doctor Who
Actual photo of me right after I take a shower looking in the mirror and wondering how I was ever able to trick someone into having sex with me
“I have a delivery coming. Can you grab it?” - My Wife
My favorite sign at my mother in law's house
I love my dad.
The Christmas Card of a high school friend