It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’
the age old wisdom of using someone else's wisdom
Stress reliever from kid to adult.
David Spade is starting to look a lot like the shitty grandpa from Willy Wonka.
One hell of a ride share service
Well said master Ooqway
Didn't expect crackwatch to have such good memes
"If your dog will vouch for you..." -a very wholesome sign from a hotel I just stayed the night at.
Man will be a man.
Saw this on the back of a van
nowhere is out of their range
Release the Karen!
i am a slamNUTS person
Inked Version of My Popular Comic from Last Year
Going home after the party like this.
Call to John now!
it's all fun and games until the PLASMA lawman shows up
True words from Bill.
She saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens
I guess this song has problems after all...
one is not like the others
My professor is Keanu Reeves
what is mario thinking?
use proper ETIQUETTE or don't get the slamming NUTS
Doctors have gone on strike but their demands are unclear
You wont believe this.
Condemned scattered knowing Koala
Working in retail like...
It always happens with me
For the nerds out there. #nerdfighteria.
Be kind the the quiet kid
THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all
My dog and I getting creative with an old red t-shirt.
Life cycle of cat
THAT LUCKY BEE
This should totally be on my store's shelf
They’ve been giving me gas issues for years and it’s never been a problem before
Each year a friend buys me a bottle of rum for my birthday, he likes to be creative with his wrapping.
After years of pictures from our dad posing with “trophy” deer, my brother one-upped him with this beauty.
New Social Media "Like" buttons
This is so true! Agree?
I think I found where Tesla got their inspiration for the cybertruck....
Keep the X in Xmas!
Ump, nah, nevermind
Saw this during my travels. Think De-Nice & A-Aron would approve.
Jesus Christ would you look at the time!
This is where we're at
I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"
Inigo Montoya, Networking Guru
"The Rock" with his son, "lil Rock"
Check mate flat earthers!
Gotta stop talking when I'm drunk smh
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The literal pie chart is here
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment
Can't wait for Cyber Trains.
12/12... Never Forget
In the office at work. We all know the feeling.
Oh yeah makes sense
The toll must be paid.
A key to success for any intellectual
We are heroes, They are zeros.
He saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens
The Snow Blower
All I ever want
My sister found this little nugget at the Goodwill the other day
2020 will be ours bros!!!
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It hurts so good.
Lifecycle of cat
My roommate's cat doesn't completely trust me yet. I thought her "concerned" expression looked familiar, but I couldn't quite remember where I'd seen it before
At least he is... honest?
War has changed
Well at least she knows what she wants
And that’s the news today...
well well well
Rude ass police smh
Ladies, just hear me out please
Slowly running out of time.