Barney's dong

‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’

the age old wisdom of using someone else's wisdom

Stress reliever from kid to adult.

David Spade is starting to look a lot like the shitty grandpa from Willy Wonka.

One hell of a ride share service

Well said master Ooqway

Didn't expect crackwatch to have such good memes

-N-

relatable

"If your dog will vouch for you..." -a very wholesome sign from a hotel I just stayed the night at.

Man will be a man.

Saw this on the back of a van

Well, actually

nowhere is out of their range

Release the Karen!

i am a slamNUTS person

TOSS

Inked Version of My Popular Comic from Last Year

Going home after the party like this.

Call to John now!

it's all fun and games until the PLASMA lawman shows up

walkin' buds

True words from Bill.

She saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens

I guess this song has problems after all...

one is not like the others

My professor is Keanu Reeves

what is mario thinking?

use proper ETIQUETTE or don't get the slamming NUTS

Hot Bath

Mormon condoms

Doctors have gone on strike but their demands are unclear

You wont believe this.

Condemned scattered knowing Koala

Working in retail like...

It always happens with me

For the nerds out there. #nerdfighteria.

Be kind the the quiet kid

THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all

My dog and I getting creative with an old red t-shirt.

Life cycle of cat

THAT LUCKY BEE

This should totally be on my store's shelf

They’ve been giving me gas issues for years and it’s never been a problem before

Each year a friend buys me a bottle of rum for my birthday, he likes to be creative with his wrapping.

After years of pictures from our dad posing with “trophy” deer, my brother one-upped him with this beauty.

New Social Media "Like" buttons

Taboo porn

This is so true! Agree?

I think I found where Tesla got their inspiration for the cybertruck....

Keep the X in Xmas!

Ump, nah, nevermind

Saw this during my travels. Think De-Nice & A-Aron would approve.

Jesus Christ would you look at the time!

This is where we're at

I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"

Inigo Montoya, Networking Guru

"The Rock" with his son, "lil Rock"

Check mate flat earthers!

ours

Gotta stop talking when I'm drunk smh

Subtitties

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The literal pie chart is here

4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment

Can't wait for Cyber Trains.

0101010101110101

12/12... Never Forget

To go

In the office at work. We all know the feeling.

Broooooo

he left

astronot.

Oh yeah makes sense

The toll must be paid.

A key to success for any intellectual

We are heroes, They are zeros.

He saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens

The Snow Blower

All I ever want

My sister found this little nugget at the Goodwill the other day

lemone

2020 will be ours bros!!!

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It hurts so good.

Lifecycle of cat

My roommate's cat doesn't completely trust me yet. I thought her "concerned" expression looked familiar, but I couldn't quite remember where I'd seen it before

At least he is... honest?

snacky

War has changed

Beacoup

Elbow

Well at least she knows what she wants

And that’s the news today...

well well well

Rude ass police smh

Ladies, just hear me out please

Slowly running out of time.

Heart Problems