All restaurants should implement this.

Out with the bois

My dad is a cop. My mother missed some details when she bought him this patriotic phone case.

This ain’t it chief

Mess with the meow meow.

December's schedule

Bruh.mp3

Found this in an Italian restaurant

I feel you home girl

CAW CAW

pathetic

Yes.

My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people #3

Hard to Swallow Pills

My neighbor posted this on their door

UwUzi

A comic I made

Fake United signs posted at the airport

No credentials are needed

Kiss the Frog!

Is this textbook Gospel?

I’m screwed

Assclapatus must be captured

Funny or sad, you decide.

who0ps

dogs are always down to party

Copycat MIB

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

Harry Spotter and Dr. Snipe

This has become a three ring circus

I’m not sure what I was thinking to be honest

It's time time

oh right!

Barney's dong

‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’

the age old wisdom of using someone else's wisdom

Stress reliever from kid to adult.

David Spade is starting to look a lot like the shitty grandpa from Willy Wonka.

One hell of a ride share service

Well said master Ooqway

Didn't expect crackwatch to have such good memes

-N-

relatable

"If your dog will vouch for you..." -a very wholesome sign from a hotel I just stayed the night at.

Man will be a man.

Saw this on the back of a van

Well, actually

nowhere is out of their range

Release the Karen!

i am a slamNUTS person

TOSS

Inked Version of My Popular Comic from Last Year

Going home after the party like this.

Call to John now!

it's all fun and games until the PLASMA lawman shows up

walkin' buds

True words from Bill.

She saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens

I guess this song has problems after all...

one is not like the others

My professor is Keanu Reeves

what is mario thinking?

use proper ETIQUETTE or don't get the slamming NUTS

Hot Bath

Mormon condoms

Doctors have gone on strike but their demands are unclear

You wont believe this.

Condemned scattered knowing Koala

Working in retail like...

It always happens with me

For the nerds out there. #nerdfighteria.

Be kind the the quiet kid

THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all

My dog and I getting creative with an old red t-shirt.

Life cycle of cat

THAT LUCKY BEE

This should totally be on my store's shelf

They’ve been giving me gas issues for years and it’s never been a problem before

Each year a friend buys me a bottle of rum for my birthday, he likes to be creative with his wrapping.

After years of pictures from our dad posing with “trophy” deer, my brother one-upped him with this beauty.

New Social Media "Like" buttons

Taboo porn

This is so true! Agree?

I think I found where Tesla got their inspiration for the cybertruck....

Keep the X in Xmas!

Ump, nah, nevermind

Saw this during my travels. Think De-Nice & A-Aron would approve.

Jesus Christ would you look at the time!

This is where we're at

I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"

Inigo Montoya, Networking Guru

"The Rock" with his son, "lil Rock"

Check mate flat earthers!

ours

Gotta stop talking when I'm drunk smh

Subtitties

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The literal pie chart is here

4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment

Can't wait for Cyber Trains.