Convincing my husband to go back out and get me a milkshake

They say money can’t buy happiness. I always tell them, “You just don’t know where to shop.”

No idea how many now

Kissing fact # 69

*G*

Just found this little rubber dog toy with a fully removable chicken suit in my house, it’s wild

Twin bro was sick so I took his yearbook picture for him

Not this year cat!! Ah, crap.

Some "Christmas Trees" a museum glassblowing studio made to sell for the holidays

Layers donkey...

I mean come on guys!

The

Dad said to get a card for my cousin. Needless to say, it’s a love hate relationship.

My sister accidentally microwaved a bagel for ten minutes.

Liquor Store Parking Lot

An honour.

Toys R Us Days

My parents took my 4 yo Nephew to Disney World this week, and they were afraid he would get bored of all the princesses.

I put eyebrows on my bag... that is all. Thank you for your time

Oh oh oh I know!

IM IN!

This kid has goals!!!

Tom Holland looks like eminem's lesser known cousin skittles

The cold never bothered me anyway

American Airlines posts an honest sign at the airport

>:(

I work at a call center. Sometimes, I like to draw what my callers. This seems to be the fan favorite when callers don’t have the information I need:

Glitter time out bottles for kids

“Let me hold your lightsabers” he said. “It’ll be fine” he said.

fuggin

Does anyone use the zero to switch cards?

I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him

Neighbour's cat looking through my bathroom window

Padoru

Be nice to your fellow gamers

Do it.

You cannot kill that which has no life

Just like "The war on terror"

M1Trump

best timeline

Fortnite fanbase hitting adolescence

This is amazing, just don't read the username first.

They're groovin'

or is it?

... yes?

Cheers m8

He funks

Snake fleshlight

Finally, a bakery I can relate to!

The Tesla Cybertruck evolution is nearing completion. Final form? Perfection.

quality meme

DJ! HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Not this year..

Screen Protector

Fresh fish come and get it

Pikachu face

And now we sing

Have a calvin christmass, and a hobbs new year!

brutal xmas

Finally accepted into society!

I've been laughing at this for about a half hour now

WHAT?!

Mom: "he's fking retarded"

Finally, I was starving

I’m just a normal sword

Purring intensifies in the distance

And this is the sad truth

But this time, the good guys win

What a way to go

Ah...that's hot

Please sir, just put me out of misery

I'll throw in a prayer

That dude is getting A++

Christmas in my house.

His eyes

They made Google vs. Bing in real life

No u and NO U

I don't think they're real doctors, I can read the writing

   

Usually I don't like camo wraps but this is one is really well done

Toilet Shopping

My friend asked me to make him a picture that he’s sending to his family in response to all the pictures they send him for the holidays.

Merry Rexmas

Same story every winter

Found our cat's Doppelganger.

you thought!

Hypocrisy

I was a terrible roommate

10/10 for tinsel placement

It's mind boggling how this only made $44 on Kickstarter

My wife’s new bathroom decorations...

Second to last day of class for the semester. I am over it.

COUNTRY ROAAAADDDDSSS

This is an insult to the GOD OF TOILETPAPER!

Hate my job

It gets the job done...

All restaurants should implement this.

Out with the bois

My dad is a cop. My mother missed some details when she bought him this patriotic phone case.

This ain’t it chief