Mom: "he's fking retarded"

Finally, I was starving

I’m just a normal sword

Purring intensifies in the distance

And this is the sad truth

But this time, the good guys win

What a way to go

Ah...that's hot

Please sir, just put me out of misery

I'll throw in a prayer

That dude is getting A++

Christmas in my house.

His eyes

They made Google vs. Bing in real life

No u and NO U

I don't think they're real doctors, I can read the writing

   

Usually I don't like camo wraps but this is one is really well done

Toilet Shopping

My friend asked me to make him a picture that he’s sending to his family in response to all the pictures they send him for the holidays.

Merry Rexmas

Same story every winter

Found our cat's Doppelganger.

you thought!

Hypocrisy

I was a terrible roommate

10/10 for tinsel placement

It's mind boggling how this only made $44 on Kickstarter

My wife’s new bathroom decorations...

Second to last day of class for the semester. I am over it.

COUNTRY ROAAAADDDDSSS

This is an insult to the GOD OF TOILETPAPER!

Hate my job

It gets the job done...

All restaurants should implement this.

Out with the bois

My dad is a cop. My mother missed some details when she bought him this patriotic phone case.

This ain’t it chief

Mess with the meow meow.

December's schedule

Bruh.mp3

Found this in an Italian restaurant

I feel you home girl

CAW CAW

pathetic

Yes.

My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people #3

Hard to Swallow Pills

My neighbor posted this on their door

UwUzi

A comic I made

Fake United signs posted at the airport

No credentials are needed

Kiss the Frog!

Is this textbook Gospel?

I’m screwed

Assclapatus must be captured

Funny or sad, you decide.

who0ps

dogs are always down to party

Copycat MIB

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

Harry Spotter and Dr. Snipe

This has become a three ring circus

I’m not sure what I was thinking to be honest

It's time time

oh right!

Barney's dong

‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’

the age old wisdom of using someone else's wisdom

Stress reliever from kid to adult.

David Spade is starting to look a lot like the shitty grandpa from Willy Wonka.

One hell of a ride share service

Well said master Ooqway

Didn't expect crackwatch to have such good memes

-N-

relatable

"If your dog will vouch for you..." -a very wholesome sign from a hotel I just stayed the night at.

Man will be a man.

Saw this on the back of a van

Well, actually

nowhere is out of their range

Release the Karen!

i am a slamNUTS person

TOSS

Inked Version of My Popular Comic from Last Year

Going home after the party like this.

Call to John now!

it's all fun and games until the PLASMA lawman shows up

walkin' buds

True words from Bill.

She saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens

I guess this song has problems after all...

one is not like the others

My professor is Keanu Reeves

what is mario thinking?

use proper ETIQUETTE or don't get the slamming NUTS

Hot Bath

Mormon condoms

Doctors have gone on strike but their demands are unclear