three wishes

*tail wagging*

The real MVP of the decade right here

The Warning

I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

a musician is a kind of bird, feeding their young

Serenity

Smart-ass Cousin's Reaction to my 6850 light Christmas Tree .

Finally found my favorite Christmas card. Can't wait to send them.

Neighbor's dog

Yes

wet squelch

Friend

"Got'em"

with this one weird trick

8===D

2019 in a nutshell

Jump around

Argh

And clapping too

I wish us luck guys

how are we still alive lmao

Theater of war

Assert!

Karen vs. Her final boss

Seen at Joann today

Que?

why you checking my girl out

Chewbacca.

then agai nwho is MJ to judge anyone?

When an Instagram model tries to grow vegetables

Man, I hate it when that happens :/

But there is

walk

Papito

Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:

"Bout Tree Fiddy"

My 7 top disappeared without paying the bill or tipping today, look at the mess they left.

Cannonballs!

Shit why ;____;

I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.

back to square one

I want that purple stuff

Update: the baby found IT...

Forget taping a banana, I'd rather banana some tape to a wall.

We embarrased my mom at the airport with this sign.

Release me!

The struggle of life

cute burro

ooh-wee!

Goodbye Santa

never forget

Staying at a hotel. We didn’t put them there, but well done who ever did.

where do I pickup my payments then?

World Anti Doping Agency ban Russia for drug taking

Do as I say, not as I do.

Actors vs reality.

Swedish Borg

The moon was out during the day for this special engagement.

Hugh Jackman's small edit to make the Free Guy poster better

PC Showcase

My dad did it for a good second and as an optimist 7 year old I tried it... and flew backwards in the water

Because boobies?

Cat yoga

Merry Xmas.

Square up flea bags

Ho ho no

Special relationship

At the airport waiting to embarrass Jimmy

Baby Yoda Show > New Trilogy

In Britain, we sell brushes for everything

Shut up, Matt

Big Sad

Won't get any EVs though

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Beware of crab gangs

Best ex ever !!

protecc and sever

My New Year's resolutions need updating

Perfectly balanced

This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium

"What do you mean I bum everyone out?"

High Deer

Thank you Gen Z, very cool.

Kinda true

Gentleman, we got him

No one escapes the handbag game.

Do not question the CHONK

Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer?

You better watch out ...

Cheezit the cat is a heavy sleeper

Place your bets

Find the name of the absolute madlad who wrote this article

gangsta

The evolution of footwear

Dr.pepper with the boys

:sadcat:

westside story

My daughters Christmas list I just read. I almost choked on my burger.

Wait, Tom was jewish?