Papito

Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:

"Bout Tree Fiddy"

My 7 top disappeared without paying the bill or tipping today, look at the mess they left.

Cannonballs!

Shit why ;____;

I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.

back to square one

I want that purple stuff

Update: the baby found IT...

Forget taping a banana, I'd rather banana some tape to a wall.

We embarrased my mom at the airport with this sign.

Release me!

The struggle of life

cute burro

ooh-wee!

Goodbye Santa

never forget

Staying at a hotel. We didn’t put them there, but well done who ever did.

where do I pickup my payments then?

World Anti Doping Agency ban Russia for drug taking

Do as I say, not as I do.

Actors vs reality.

Swedish Borg

The moon was out during the day for this special engagement.

Hugh Jackman's small edit to make the Free Guy poster better

PC Showcase

My dad did it for a good second and as an optimist 7 year old I tried it... and flew backwards in the water

Because boobies?

Cat yoga

Merry Xmas.

Square up flea bags

Ho ho no

Special relationship

At the airport waiting to embarrass Jimmy

Baby Yoda Show > New Trilogy

In Britain, we sell brushes for everything

Shut up, Matt

Big Sad

Won't get any EVs though

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Beware of crab gangs

Best ex ever !!

protecc and sever

My New Year's resolutions need updating

Perfectly balanced

This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium

"What do you mean I bum everyone out?"

High Deer

Thank you Gen Z, very cool.

Kinda true

Gentleman, we got him

No one escapes the handbag game.

Do not question the CHONK

Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer?

You better watch out ...

Cheezit the cat is a heavy sleeper

Place your bets

Find the name of the absolute madlad who wrote this article

gangsta

The evolution of footwear

Dr.pepper with the boys

:sadcat:

westside story

My daughters Christmas list I just read. I almost choked on my burger.

Wait, Tom was jewish?

hello there

‍

parents, 9 hours before the flight

Finland knows whats up

Toads are green today

More buttons means more power

Henk

Elsa

Mechanical = Mechanic

where did he get that drink?

Happy sea flap flap.

“Manly man”

This person won’t be wrapping the kids’ presents anymore

Dad: "I don't want a pet" Dad and the pet after one day:

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Spess marin

My wife asked me to block the cat door into the basement. I’m waiting for her to discover IT

Detective smelly on the case

uh oh

"Why do time travelers keep trying to kill me? "

Murray noooooo

My neighbors Christmas spirit is bigger than his door.

In the back of my Lyft drivers car. Merry Christmas!

My kids are going to be so excited on Christmas

scrubby side for rough fuϲking

Why u booing me? Im right...

stab

Buddy was traumatized from getting his claws trimmed.

When the Roles Reverse and you Bite the Dog

The Economist

I think your mom forgot something in Paris.

The very best, bar none.

Rewind bad

"Imma watch it later, for sure... maybe"