My wife thinks she funny. Had my vasectomy today.

Sani-cloth is coming to town

Don't park so close next time

Poor choice University of North Texas...

Excuse me, which way is the tea party?

Especially during the holiday seasons, remember not to drink and Prime.

Napping not nodding

What's beside the Rite Aid?

Join the Fun

My attempt at making bears less intimidating

I, too, created an abomination through photoshop!

Lasan

Toyoda

thanks a lot, childhood

Hot to get a GF tutorial

Oh shit never mind

A true American patriot

oh no

The Life Cycle

Time Privacy

So be good, for goodness sake.

fucc bro he stole my LIVING ROOM dam wtf

Bob Cat!

Just a day in the life of your neighborhood UPS man

vegans DESTROYED, unbeatable argument !

My face is melting

...smile because it happened

My teammates conversation in spawn after i threw a teamflash that lost us the round

Anon has a question about Red Dead Redemption

война

"This is impossible!", Daughter encountered her first repeating decimal

No gut no glory

Capin Price

three wishes

*tail wagging*

The real MVP of the decade right here

The Warning

I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

a musician is a kind of bird, feeding their young

Smart-ass Cousin's Reaction to my 6850 light Christmas Tree .

Finally found my favorite Christmas card. Can't wait to send them.

Neighbor's dog

wet squelch

Friend

"Got'em"

with this one weird trick

8===D

2019 in a nutshell

Jump around

Argh

And clapping too

I wish us luck guys

how are we still alive lmao

Theater of war

Assert!

Karen vs. Her final boss

Seen at Joann today

Que?

why you checking my girl out

Chewbacca.

then agai nwho is MJ to judge anyone?

When an Instagram model tries to grow vegetables

Man, I hate it when that happens :/

But there is

walk

Papito

Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:

"Bout Tree Fiddy"

My 7 top disappeared without paying the bill or tipping today, look at the mess they left.

Cannonballs!

Shit why ;____;

I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.

back to square one

I want that purple stuff

Update: the baby found IT...

Forget taping a banana, I'd rather banana some tape to a wall.

We embarrased my mom at the airport with this sign.

Release me!

The struggle of life

cute burro

ooh-wee!

Goodbye Santa

never forget

Staying at a hotel. We didn’t put them there, but well done who ever did.

where do I pickup my payments then?

World Anti Doping Agency ban Russia for drug taking

Do as I say, not as I do.

Actors vs reality.

Swedish Borg

The moon was out during the day for this special engagement.

Hugh Jackman's small edit to make the Free Guy poster better

PC Showcase

My dad did it for a good second and as an optimist 7 year old I tried it... and flew backwards in the water

Because boobies?

Cat yoga

Merry Xmas.

Square up flea bags

Ho ho no

Special relationship

At the airport waiting to embarrass Jimmy