stomesburbger

many thanks

DANGER

You been scribbling where you shouldn’t, Blue?

Made this for my ugly sweater party.

good old cheese

help

I told my mom I had saved up for a pair of boots and she told me not to get them. I thought she was just being a mom so I bought them anyway. And then these came in the mail...on the same day.

Disney was ahead of it's time

full of win

Could have just placed a torch

then yell at minorities and women

big oopsie

Sticky Fingers.

Ummmm......

My neck.... My back

He might have a point..

sexual harassment

Applies to rain too

Oh Sam.

Wisdom of the dog

Shady as ***.

My wife thinks she funny. Had my vasectomy today.

Sani-cloth is coming to town

Don't park so close next time

Poor choice University of North Texas...

Excuse me, which way is the tea party?

Especially during the holiday seasons, remember not to drink and Prime.

Napping not nodding

What's beside the Rite Aid?

Join the Fun

My attempt at making bears less intimidating

I, too, created an abomination through photoshop!

Lasan

Toyoda

thanks a lot, childhood

Hot to get a GF tutorial

Oh shit never mind

A true American patriot

oh no

The Life Cycle

Time Privacy

So be good, for goodness sake.

fucc bro he stole my LIVING ROOM dam wtf

Bob Cat!

Just a day in the life of your neighborhood UPS man

vegans DESTROYED, unbeatable argument !

My face is melting

...smile because it happened

My teammates conversation in spawn after i threw a teamflash that lost us the round

Anon has a question about Red Dead Redemption

война

"This is impossible!", Daughter encountered her first repeating decimal

No gut no glory

Capin Price

three wishes

*tail wagging*

The real MVP of the decade right here

The Warning

I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

a musician is a kind of bird, feeding their young

Smart-ass Cousin's Reaction to my 6850 light Christmas Tree .

Finally found my favorite Christmas card. Can't wait to send them.

Neighbor's dog

wet squelch

Friend

"Got'em"

with this one weird trick

8===D

2019 in a nutshell

Jump around

Argh

And clapping too

I wish us luck guys

how are we still alive lmao

Theater of war

Assert!

Karen vs. Her final boss

Seen at Joann today

Que?

why you checking my girl out

Chewbacca.

then agai nwho is MJ to judge anyone?

When an Instagram model tries to grow vegetables

Man, I hate it when that happens :/

But there is

walk

Papito

Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:

"Bout Tree Fiddy"

My 7 top disappeared without paying the bill or tipping today, look at the mess they left.

Cannonballs!

Shit why ;____;

I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.

back to square one

I want that purple stuff

Update: the baby found IT...

Forget taping a banana, I'd rather banana some tape to a wall.

We embarrased my mom at the airport with this sign.

Release me!