The family I babysit for sent out their Christmas cards and I just got mine

Word play is the best foreplay.

DHL is far more reliable

I love this restaurant

call out cultural appropriation

Such a touching birthday card

it is once more wednesday my dudes

are

Best part of the holiday season!

At my local barbershop

I am not sure who to give credit to, but damn this is funny

It's important to remember in these crisis times that there are also stories of hope.

Royal Tour

Rare picture of Jesus and John Cena surfing together, 2019

General Secretary looking thicc

Math be hard

They're really doing the Lord's work :)

Stupid God of War

Welcome to Detroit

Probably best high school quote ever.

Education is important

When string literals go wrong.

I’m sick. I’m a millennial. Figured I’d take down the tissue industry with me.

Great moments in candy history

Kinds are honest)

Recycled but funny

Worse than trash

The reason dinosaurs went extinct

Sherlock?

I'm a huge fan of The Onion parodies.

When you fail ALMOST everything at life

Starbucks vans with sliding doors are a bad idea

not sure how old, judging from the YouTube layout very old.

Instructions unclear. Please advise.

What a unique church!

Sleep Deprivation

Found this on my co-worker's desk. We're friends now and we decided to help each other during Parallelogram season

Sad times.

Be careful what you let your kitten know about ancient Egypt, I believe mine has started getting...ideas...

The cat is not happy with this Christmas tree

Sad t-rex

OOPS! Wrong Universe... Mr Wick.

thot potato

Pigeons with little cowboyhats

Just found this on my old family computer.

Stumbled upon this pic. Couldn't stop laughing

Man uses twix as a pillow

angery

Microthoft Exthel

Carlos rolls a decent taco too

The Real Struggle Of Life.

saved

I had to look twice

Quick Think

Behind the lie, lays the truth

same memes, different time

Proof the world isn't flat.

Magic TV

probably not

Couldn't unsee this, figured I'd pass it on

stomesburbger

many thanks

DANGER

You been scribbling where you shouldn’t, Blue?

Made this for my ugly sweater party.

good old cheese

help

I told my mom I had saved up for a pair of boots and she told me not to get them. I thought she was just being a mom so I bought them anyway. And then these came in the mail...on the same day.

Disney was ahead of it's time

full of win

Could have just placed a torch

then yell at minorities and women

big oopsie

Sticky Fingers.

Ummmm......

My neck.... My back

He might have a point..

sexual harassment

Applies to rain too

Oh Sam.

Wisdom of the dog

Shady as ***.

My wife thinks she funny. Had my vasectomy today.

Sani-cloth is coming to town

Don't park so close next time

Poor choice University of North Texas...

Excuse me, which way is the tea party?

Especially during the holiday seasons, remember not to drink and Prime.

Napping not nodding

What's beside the Rite Aid?

Join the Fun

My attempt at making bears less intimidating

I, too, created an abomination through photoshop!

Lasan

Toyoda

thanks a lot, childhood

Hot to get a GF tutorial

Oh shit never mind

A true American patriot

oh no