I asked for a nice razor for my birthday from my boyfriend, engraving was a free optional extra!

best to be prepared

The skateboarding cat

yoshi

The disrespect.

Enough of the marinara!

Source: My ass

little a no slami

The real fifth Beatle.

Lmáø

Parking violation

Hides in plain sight eh? I thought this burger tasted funny.

No Flu for Me

French fry alignment guide

My fiancé and I ordered a navy bathmat and this came, 10/10 would order again

Rip :(

How did this three-legged man work?

what a sweet ass it is

racism at it’s best

If someone says they don't find sexually based offences to be especially heinous

Karen got the point; loud and clear.

Blowout!

Justin Beiber on the Beach

Everyday is a good day if you’re the Cage

Rude

4chan is dangerous guys

Hey Luigi

I just realised my dad looks like Sokrates

Yes Elon.

fingerguns

Bills bills bills

Mature

I had a vasectomy today. My wife made me this care package.

In the arms of the angels

Harry and Megan hire Canadian security team.

Da da da da dada da da la do da la do ba do doo doo

Nice birdy

Has 99 problems, solves all of them...

He wasn't lying

I’ve wondered the answer for a while now

A friend of mine is a flight attendant. This was the only passenger from Dallas to Austin.

Free our broady! He is a genius

Will this be on the test?

Anatomy of a pew.

I mean.. It's kinda important though

Taxes are coming

*Mission: Impossible theme plays*

programmers

Greta Jones [OC]

no thanks I don't want to get divorced

The truth is finally out there

Does he need a new name?

Cat doesn't approve

It's like boasting about having a huge dick only for it to turn out feminine later

When things get out of hand after a wedding party

Oof

Short comic of 10 robots

slayed

Blame the Witches of Izalith

Its Factory New tho

good god

It’sss Oakmon!!

Do not interrupt gamer mode

you have chosen death

America ur gettin attac u big retar

best milf hunter

Yes

Don’t touch me!!! Wtf?

even they notice things

Krieg intensifies

And aided by his trusty partner in crime General Disarray

Watch out Daniel Boone!

Best part of visiting my client's doctor's office today!

When my alarm goes off in the morning

That new Bison stash

did u know?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme

Painhub

Wholesome

Review: ⭐★★★★

Relatable

ELEMENO

We upgraded our phone system at work and got new phones. All the old phones were supposed to be left in the hallway under this sign. Someone brought in this.

Actual pictures from AliExpress. What you expect vs what arrives.

How to give scammers a mini heart attack

Miss Frizzle was a danger to children

Focken weebs

Might as well be a doctor

son

May shorten the CPU’s lifespan

Its perfect. We need more of these

Beep beep comin through

My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven't heard from them since.

That face thought.

Found this little gem in a toilet at a sports pub at London Victoria.

I've been complaining about work to my gf all day, this is her response. OC she drew

Enough with the filters

he was feline pretty good about himself

Let us speak to the manager for you.

'Le Batman'