'beef blood'
My daughter's doll has seen some shit.
I always get what I want
Make your choice!
the overflow is just BEGGING to be touched
Do it for her
Africa would never do such a thing.
MY VOICE IS HEARD
It's important to follow instructions closely
With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought this might be helpful for some.
It’s finally happened....
Breakfast in bed
Chad Chinese government has it under control
This one's double
My husband responded to my note on the fridge.
they stole your foreskin for this
Nothing to be ashamed of nowadays...
My wife ordered some vitamins and a hat for our daughter. The order got split into two shipments. Then this happened.
Seems more than legit to me
He has a master's degree
Old joke with new artwork
Saw this unauthorised advert on the train.
Hmmm
Ching Chong your respiratory system is gone
My software has become hardware
trust the gov
thank you, Gertrude
"believe his lies"
If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping
title
But he was a good boy
Dorime
This tip on my pizza box in India
come again..?
Rachnera's fine though
Saw this interesting poster today
♠ ♣ ♥ ♦
BIAAAAAAAAAAATCH
When life gives you demons
Simpson did the asian coronavirus
My future doormat
IRL teenagers are nasty
So you're telling me... my dad *didn't* smash every puss in the universe?
PENIS DESTROYED
ELMO NOOOO
Hurty
Chat
No more excuses
checkmate, coronavirus
I trust you fellas
Best ad fail ever
I guess it’s okay then
Florida Man had big plans!
chill the f out
I tried being romantic and ended up creating a cult
Just saw this at work
Lollipops to the rescue
***ing weeb
Do I eat it???
Jump for joy
Because this is how everybody holds ice cream...
Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!
here they go again
noone asks "how is the Doomslayer"
Deus Vult
They're all the same picture?
Ladies please, hear me out...
Hannah is having a bad day
I wanna know
we take what we can get
This dish towel
I won
Phone call chart
how dare you
Put your swimming cap on now!!
Really like Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet, so tried my own idea in his style. My inking and lettering sucks though.
A doggo who can do it all
shit game, decent meme
Not much has changed in 2 years
Had someone drop by to get photos of ceiling damage from bad weather. Got a message from him soon after he got there saying "Come Play With Us." My cats are weird...
Oh Neptune
Moved into a new apartment and saw this
a weeb can dream
Introducing: Bulbasaur!
Damn
haha that's totally me
So... operating as normal?
Shithead
should I watch death note?
Ricardo Rotten [OC]
Looks like they did make an UNO sequel...
Conan Station
She is so grateful
what is jeopardy?
Yeah
*nom*
I turned one of my grumpy animal drawings into something that I can never wear anywhere ever
bosian war games
When the automatic toilet flushes with you still sitting on it