It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
You got to have the faith
The coffee machine in our office is still missing, but my colleagues and I are making the best of it
baked heart cookies = testicles
outlawing slavery was just kinkshaming with extra steps
A Ukrainian history textbook has Keanu Reeves photoshopped to the famous Lunch atop a Skyscraper photo
stolen and translated by me
An that's the gospel truth
Thank god. Now I'm sure they're safe.
I wish I could be a part of it
Says the math teacher
impossible to expect the unexpected
Wasps are afraid of it
Murielle is so hot
Not flat we checked
Finally a remake worth watching
I guess my kid is mad at me...
I like to consider myself a handyman. Gotta do what you gotta do to pass university dorm inspections.
Found this timeless cartoon in a folder from 2012
Get the fuᴄk off my phone
Older male cats on Tinder
Warcraft deforged edition
Hammering the table
Saw a post earlier about never pausing a Disney movie, reminded me of this gem. From the Black Cauldron.
Comrade Trotski is waiting for us in Antarctica
This Just In From The Oval Office
An interesting convoy on I-40
The choosen one
Come and see our new highway, you'll go nuts
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Today I decided to draw what some of my callers think they look like.
You need this vid after a monday
I've reached day 28 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day for a year.
No mom's were complaining last year.
A nightmare for Santa.
Nothing put him to sleep better than his hot wheels track
Shamefully stolen from the Chive
Who is this man then
piramid man is a proud employee
Only YOU can prevent dungeon fires
We love you back❤️❤️
When slogans work.
The fallen empire
No School like Old School
°C is the one, change my mind
I think I went too far with my dogs training.
hidden inside every cat
50 is the new 20.
Same, but like, not the same. Vogue magazine vs my shitty life.
Why does science have to destroy everything?
Garen, God of spins
Puzzle companies reuse the same stencils to cut out their puzzles!
They should team up tbh
Every time I buy something online
or get a loicense m8. simple as
I mean... It's cultural appropriation
First to read, then to dance
get the gun
Anyone else notice Andy Reid and Pat Mahomes look like Bunsen and Beaker.
So true y'all
You can't always help everyone.
Father, where are we going?
Travel the World
Master turtle’s wise words
Email I got from my Biochem professor back in college. Best compliment I’ve ever received.
Found this gold on youtube.
Be an example to your children
I knew Bad Bunny looked familiar...
The founding fathers knew what was up
"Draw me like one of your French girls"
Plenty of Room!
4th Quarter summed up in one picture
Still the best funeral home slogan ever...