Darwin Awards deterrent

This is me explaining to my dog that I'm going to use him as a dependant on my taxes

Me and the boys identifying as attack helicopter

I'll take the job

Keep him in karma hell

Irrational

Only January

If your organic chemistry test starts with a joke, that will be the last time you smile all day.

The Comedian

The exact moment the superbowl ended

Witness Protection Program

Community Dance [OC]

Ahfj

Everywhere the wind blows...

The face of fame

In spite of my moral and ethical objections, I still laughed like an idiot.

J o e

Heat Wave

The long road home

And in the end it was anakin who finished the job

skyscraper

You got to have the faith

The coffee machine in our office is still missing, but my colleagues and I are making the best of it

baked heart cookies = testicles

Intelligence test!

outlawing slavery was just kinkshaming with extra steps

A Ukrainian history textbook has Keanu Reeves photoshopped to the famous Lunch atop a Skyscraper photo

stolen and translated by me

An that's the gospel truth

Thank god. Now I'm sure they're safe.

I wish I could be a part of it

Says the math teacher

impossible to expect the unexpected

More languages

Wasps are afraid of it

Bruh

Undercover loon!

Murielle is so hot

Oh shit

Not flat we checked

Sleep.

Finally a remake worth watching

 A  

I guess my kid is mad at me...

I like to consider myself a handyman. Gotta do what you gotta do to pass university dorm inspections.

Found this timeless cartoon in a folder from 2012

All out...

Get the fuᴄk off my phone

Older male cats on Tinder

Warcraft deforged edition

Woof thoughts

Hammering the table

February's schedule

Saw a post earlier about never pausing a Disney movie, reminded me of this gem. From the Black Cauldron.

Comrade Trotski is waiting for us in Antarctica

This Just In From The Oval Office

An interesting convoy on I-40

The choosen one

Come and see our new highway, you'll go nuts

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Today I decided to draw what some of my callers think they look like.

Johnson..

You need this vid after a monday

I've reached day 28 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day for a year.

never 5get

No mom's were complaining last year.

Noclip

A nightmare for Santa.

Zoom

pog

Nothing put him to sleep better than his hot wheels track

Shamefully stolen from the Chive

Who is this man then

Pool

Only YOU can prevent dungeon fires

We love you back❤️❤️

When slogans work.

The fallen empire

No School like Old School

Useful guide

°C is the one, change my mind

I think I went too far with my dogs training.

Don’t

50 is the new 20.

Same, but like, not the same. Vogue magazine vs my shitty life.

Why does science have to destroy everything?

Puzzle companies reuse the same stencils to cut out their puzzles!

They should team up tbh

Every time I buy something online

or get a loicense m8. simple as

I mean... It's cultural appropriation

First to read, then to dance

Anyone else notice Andy Reid and Pat Mahomes look like Bunsen and Beaker.

So true y'all

Hard Read

You can't always help everyone.

Father, where are we going?

are they?

Travel the World

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Master turtle’s wise words