It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
pls gib money to old commie
“So there I was..juice all over my shirt.”
I was chilling at mi flight when....
It's cold outside, grab ya sweater
i say leave it up to the germans
The internet is undefeated.
There was a moth in our kitchen.
Forgot to give my friend a blanket last night and woke up to this...
Smell is in the air
As someone from Southeast Asia, this is truth in its purest form.
I’m a bad guy....
Dictator of Liberalism
I could get behind this.
PUBG is using my dogs likeness in their video games
Finally found the calendar I never knew I needed.
Cat charging station.
LinkedIn: Theory vs. Reality
My friend that works in our media department did this to every copy of monsters inc...
I was watching the State of the Union address, while I spotted the ghost of Chris Farley in the audience.
Pro tip: when going ice fishing, take an action figure of yourself so you can exaggerate the catch.
The third rule was for me
The Art of Seduction
theres ways we can interpret that sentence
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
We need to protect our children!
A drink to my victory
I love this show.
Weeb critic [OC]
How the turntables.
Spreading fear, two tricks at a time
I waited 45,000 miles to get this shot... 14 year old me would be so proud
Happy honey badger day.
American sniper meme
I r r i t a t e
Pugtrick Mahomes and Candy Reid
No Red Bull = No wings
Man has wasps
Darwin Awards deterrent
This is me explaining to my dog that I'm going to use him as a dependant on my taxes
Me and the boys identifying as attack helicopter
I'll take the job
Keep him in karma hell
If your organic chemistry test starts with a joke, that will be the last time you smile all day.
The exact moment the superbowl ended
Witness Protection Program
Community Dance [OC]
Everywhere the wind blows...
The face of fame
In spite of my moral and ethical objections, I still laughed like an idiot.
J o e
The long road home
And in the end it was anakin who finished the job
You got to have the faith
The coffee machine in our office is still missing, but my colleagues and I are making the best of it
baked heart cookies = testicles
outlawing slavery was just kinkshaming with extra steps
A Ukrainian history textbook has Keanu Reeves photoshopped to the famous Lunch atop a Skyscraper photo
stolen and translated by me
An that's the gospel truth
Thank god. Now I'm sure they're safe.
I wish I could be a part of it
Says the math teacher
impossible to expect the unexpected
Wasps are afraid of it
Murielle is so hot
Not flat we checked
Finally a remake worth watching
I guess my kid is mad at me...
I like to consider myself a handyman. Gotta do what you gotta do to pass university dorm inspections.
Found this timeless cartoon in a folder from 2012
Get the fuᴄk off my phone
Older male cats on Tinder
Warcraft deforged edition