I am the Cum God.
39,767 Karma Hunter
I want to have big pp not big brain.
I'd much rather catch the corona virus
Please do not touch the orb
what did it cost? everything.
Did you forget your creator
There is now a Star Wars Sarlacc Pit Pillow
cogitat ergo est
First cybertruck spotting in Houston
Its Darth Maul all over again
All Hail the Jar Jar
This is what Artorias found in the abyss
Not the probing types
soup is good food
There’s something wrong in my bed ...
It's all part of God's grand plan
You can't be racist against whites
I knew we shouldn’t have brought mom to meet Roddy Piper.
Boom Baby [OC]
And he's still holding signs
Good old Jeffrey
Cameraman saw a chance and took it
He must've mistaken the Jedi for Jesus
Or a typical HL debate
its seems that in your rage... you shaked the brews
Lonlyman and his cat
Bring your child to work day
Plastic surgeons need jail time
Restaurant to Another World
If we don’t eat fiber
"Snow Predicted" oil on canvas
I relabeled the trash cans in the office.
Can I just get water
I think I have ADHD
Ah yes enslaved interaction
This is racist
modern problems require woke solutions
Can I take a picture of the moon? Pisa Tower: Here you are!
what wouldn't you give to have hair again
I live my life by Peter Griffin's famous quote
men, women & children
pls gib money to old commie
“So there I was..juice all over my shirt.”
I was chilling at mi flight when....
It's cold outside, grab ya sweater
i say leave it up to the germans
The internet is undefeated.
There was a moth in our kitchen.
Forgot to give my friend a blanket last night and woke up to this...
Smell is in the air
As someone from Southeast Asia, this is truth in its purest form.
I’m a bad guy....
Dictator of Liberalism
I could get behind this.
PUBG is using my dogs likeness in their video games
Finally found the calendar I never knew I needed.
Cat charging station.
LinkedIn: Theory vs. Reality
My friend that works in our media department did this to every copy of monsters inc...
I was watching the State of the Union address, while I spotted the ghost of Chris Farley in the audience.
Pro tip: when going ice fishing, take an action figure of yourself so you can exaggerate the catch.
The third rule was for me
The Art of Seduction
theres ways we can interpret that sentence
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
We need to protect our children!
A drink to my victory
I love this show.
Weeb critic [OC]
How the turntables.
Spreading fear, two tricks at a time
I waited 45,000 miles to get this shot... 14 year old me would be so proud
Happy honey badger day.
American sniper meme
I r r i t a t e
Pugtrick Mahomes and Candy Reid
No Red Bull = No wings
Man has wasps
Darwin Awards deterrent
This is me explaining to my dog that I'm going to use him as a dependant on my taxes