Plastic surgeons need jail time

Restaurant to Another World

If we don’t eat fiber

"Snow Predicted" oil on canvas

I relabeled the trash cans in the office.

Can I just get water

I think I have ADHD

easter

Ah yes enslaved interaction

Fine Legs

This is racist

modern problems require woke solutions

Pffthlarthh!

Can I take a picture of the moon? Pisa Tower: Here you are!

I live my life by Peter Griffin's famous quote

men, women & children

pls gib money to old commie

“So there I was..juice all over my shirt.”

I was chilling at mi flight when....

Steve

It's cold outside, grab ya sweater

i say leave it up to the germans

The internet is undefeated.

There was a moth in our kitchen.

Forgot to give my friend a blanket last night and woke up to this...

Smell is in the air

As someone from Southeast Asia, this is truth in its purest form.

advance

I’m a bad guy....

Dictator of Liberalism

I could get behind this.

PUBG is using my dogs likeness in their video games

Ice m*f*cers!!

Finally found the calendar I never knew I needed.

Cat charging station.

LinkedIn: Theory vs. Reality

My friend that works in our media department did this to every copy of monsters inc...

I was watching the State of the Union address, while I spotted the ghost of Chris Farley in the audience.

#mycanidate

Amen Sister

culture

Pro tip: when going ice fishing, take an action figure of yourself so you can exaggerate the catch.

The third rule was for me

The Art of Seduction

theres ways we can interpret that sentence

It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start

We need to protect our children!

A drink to my victory

I love this show.

Weeb critic [OC]

How the turntables.

Legendary Waffles

Spreading fear, two tricks at a time

baking

I waited 45,000 miles to get this shot... 14 year old me would be so proud

Happy honey badger day.

American sniper meme

I r r i t a t e

oh f*ck

Pugtrick Mahomes and Candy Reid

No Red Bull = No wings

Man has wasps

Darwin Awards deterrent

This is me explaining to my dog that I'm going to use him as a dependant on my taxes

Me and the boys identifying as attack helicopter

I'll take the job

Keep him in karma hell

Irrational

Only January

If your organic chemistry test starts with a joke, that will be the last time you smile all day.

The Comedian

The exact moment the superbowl ended

Witness Protection Program

Community Dance [OC]

Ahfj

Everywhere the wind blows...

The face of fame

In spite of my moral and ethical objections, I still laughed like an idiot.

J o e

Heat Wave

The long road home

And in the end it was anakin who finished the job

skyscraper

You got to have the faith

The coffee machine in our office is still missing, but my colleagues and I are making the best of it

baked heart cookies = testicles

Intelligence test!

outlawing slavery was just kinkshaming with extra steps

A Ukrainian history textbook has Keanu Reeves photoshopped to the famous Lunch atop a Skyscraper photo

stolen and translated by me

An that's the gospel truth

Thank god. Now I'm sure they're safe.

I wish I could be a part of it

Says the math teacher

impossible to expect the unexpected

More languages

Wasps are afraid of it

Bruh

Undercover loon!

Murielle is so hot