Diversity strengthens our crime rates
The unfortunate consequences of playing guitar properly with no bra and huge tits.
Seems a bit harsh Adobe
Breaking: Cheeseburger stabber still on the loose
Did you guys miss me?
“processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”
"I dare you to huff & puff mutherf*cker"
One of my favourite quotes for getting through life!
The internet doesn't lie.
For a cat it's already 2am
YouTubers be like.
This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...
Facts don't matter
use your new powers unwisely
A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years. She seems to be passing away now but my friend has never lost her sense of humor.
must disinfect, clear the way
you sly dog
Found this at an air show
I see you have chosen death
uh oh, do you think i'll pass??
Time to lower the standards
Cecil "F**I y'all fountain" Williams
For the love of God...
2 years later and they're all the same thing
Love you mumy
This dog looks like the main character of the movie just asked "Seriously. WHAT is your deal?!" And he's about to launch into his back story...
Love a good Venn diagram...
This donor is so honest
here I am, saving you three bucks on a card
STRONG men support a STRONG cause
my February posts are all about love
Rumor has it she's the new weather girl
Did you hear: "Coronavirus didn't happen?"
This little guy is so done with life
Throwing a sausage into the Gym Hall
This is Not Yelping
STOP IT !!!
Thought I'd bumped into batman! Turns out it's just a horse.
Never skip sand people day
Not going flap flap was never an option
When someone doesn't wanna do the right thing, I wash my hands. Literally.
Someone’s having a rough day
The Only Reboot The People Want!
That’s MY favorite animal!
Pussy feeling cute
This remains one of my favorite bits of graffiti
The best we can do!
Can you break a $50?
Real Earth has Girth
If I get banned it’s ok you get what you ***ing deserve!
Please, Fenton! FENTON!
What did Wolverine say?
I'm havin a breakdown.
Still love him though
I left my turtle two days with grandma
a familiar face inside dogs ear
And they said, “This will bring the country together!”
I feel this.
For All Mobile "Gamers"
Don’t scare the ice cream
The children must be educated
In first year in exchange for cookies or sumn
Bats are just angel rats.
The most famous explorer
My wife bought our 10 year old daughter a new planner for school. She should have browsed through it before letting her take it to school.
Just grow up faster lol
Thot patrol prime
Tarpon Inn, Mustang Island, Port Aransas, Texas
Scammer sent me a fake invoice so I sent one right back
Anyone need some dead batteries?
The farce is strong with this joke
First day at music school
Jason rides a roller coaster