Keep your unorthodox candy away from me

To the guy who tried to name all 50 states I tried to name germany.

My friend got this email from her sons 5th grade teacher today. Classic.

Not good at titles

Shit’s gonna go down...

A wife said about her husband–I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I'm pretty sure he's in the area

The perfect firefighter.

Wilson!

Harvey Weinstein showing up to his final court appearance

The Fuchees

50 Cent gets lost in translation

>not handcrafting your memes

I Can Show You Some Trash

My mom got this board for the entry way and puts quotes on it

I've been drawing a grumpy animal every day for 32 days and today was the first time I spat coffee through my nose while drawing

My GF hinted she wants a teddy bear for Valentine's day. I hope she likes it.

Funny, but scary, but funny

Investigation Discovery viewers in a nutshell

He’s a thicc boi

#Sirenis Family Pic

Isn't that just a wholesome sight

Knitted handle covers for your pots!

I guess!

why is he so delusional

The unfortunate consequences of playing guitar properly with no bra and huge tits.

^^ 

Obabo amama

Seems a bit harsh Adobe

Breaking: Cheeseburger stabber still on the loose

The progress

Did you guys miss me?

“processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”

"I dare you to huff & puff mutherf*cker"

One of my favourite quotes for getting through life!

The internet doesn't lie.

For a cat it's already 2am

YouTubers be like.

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

Facts don't matter

Mr. Anderson!

A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years. She seems to be passing away now but my friend has never lost her sense of humor.

Hard job.

Found this at an air show

Burn Notice

uh oh, do you think i'll pass??

Time to lower the standards

Cecil "F**I y'all fountain" Williams

For the love of God...

2 years later and they're all the same thing

Love you mumy

This dog looks like the main character of the movie just asked "Seriously. WHAT is your deal?!" And he's about to launch into his back story...

Love a good Venn diagram...

This donor is so honest

Native American

here I am, saving you three bucks on a card

STRONG men support a STRONG cause

my February posts are all about love

Rumor has it she's the new weather girl

Did you hear: "Coronavirus didn't happen?"

This little guy is so done with life

Throwing a sausage into the Gym Hall

This is Not Yelping

actiblizz

STOP IT !!!

Eheu tenesia

Thought I'd bumped into batman! Turns out it's just a horse.

Never skip sand people day

Not going flap flap was never an option

teriyaki chicken

When someone doesn't wanna do the right thing, I wash my hands. Literally.

Someone’s having a rough day

Jenny!!!!!!

invisible hand

coup

The Only Reboot The People Want!

WATERMELON

That’s MY favorite animal!

Pussy feeling cute

Piss happens

This remains one of my favorite bits of graffiti

“The Struggle”

The best we can do!

Can you break a $50?

Real Earth has Girth

If I get banned it’s ok you get what you ***ing deserve!

Please, Fenton! FENTON!

What did Wolverine say?

I'm havin a breakdown.

Still love him though

All along...

Still works

I left my turtle two days with grandma

a familiar face inside dogs ear

And they said, “This will bring the country together!”

I feel this.

Blursed Dragon

Knot Knot?

For All Mobile "Gamers"

Dino-thots

Don’t scare the ice cream