Did you have a nice shit

No coughing allowed

The moment before I was hit with my son’s new drone.

Billionaires don't swag much

At least the font colour is on point!

Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!

And here's a post

Yo they foo

Well, not gonna lie but i expected a PS4

Went to a local bar and saw their sign -

So my last day at work was yesterday...

KA-BOOOOOM!

My friend is a high school teacher about to go on maternity leave. This message was written by a student on her farewell card.

Lucky woman

At least it’s new

Thanks for sorting by new you're actually god

Just break the treat in half!

drawing a grumpy animal every single day, day 46

Seen in the wild

Sadly, this is a true story

Doing business as usual

Gulag

My new favorite manga

Battle will be legendary

It took 18 years for Snorlax to get off its ass

Furries have infiltrated my local PD.

friday feelings

Found on Facebook but made me exhale through my nose

He's busy

Not my work but still funny

Family Portrait Loophole

Truer than I care to admit, sometimes.

It may be!!!

AI is getting smarter.

1900: we’ll have flying cars by 2020. 2020:

Whoa Nessie!

The long game

My niece asked me to draw something on her cast, and I couldn't resist...

We told our 5'4" friend who was pumping gas to quickly turn around for a picture. He didn't see the sign.

Galleries

frens

Stahp it right now

The best pilot!

quack

Today's conference in a local university on why antivaxxers are wrong

Remember to not have any babies. We have to stop climate change

Lords

Baptists do have a sense of humour.

pizza, the crow starring brandon lee, marriage

the beard

a man of culture

Sad!

'90's kids will remember

Handy tips for guys

It's a Bird

No no she's got a point

That’ll be me in a few weeks!

I hear you like pie charts

Will Smith but white

Four

How to speak kiwi

Three Musketeers Still love this movie after all these years!

ultimate panel posting

quality control

do you want to be ants? because that's how you BECOME ANTS

The devil may just cry

2020

we definitely don’t.

2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her man via Microsoft excel and got mad because he didn't text back.

Painted this! I call it, “Romeo and Juliet”

Pretty sure Roger Stone is Judge Doom from Who Killed Roger Rabbit.

Duck this week

Yes you will

it aint much, but its honest work

My toddler picked out a “super cool hot dog card” for his favorite uncle.

Clever bathrooms at a restaurant that used to be a US Post Office.

Cause of death

Ahh a Man of Culture

Should have stuck with Times New Roman

Love me some Dick's. No homo

Damn go big or go home.

possibilities are endless

How to offend geeks with one picture

As smooth as my brain

I wouldn’t even mind them knocking on my door at 7am on Saturday.

Move on

i have tits give me your money

Move over Miley, and your Wrecking Ball...

this and radical islamists

If you don't have a fridge - use snow instead

Septic Service

pink lion

What absolute rebels

What could go wrong...

day 45 of drawing a grumpy animal every day. grumpy anteater

My grumpy three-month-old

Drincc

Crazy sore muscles but no bath tub? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Your feelings are wrong.

I was rewatching slow-mo guys and I noticed something…