It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
750,034 Poster of the Year
The forbidden drincc
My Nephew and my Cat Virola. Lazy inseparable Friends :)
Talc consumption as a hunger suppressant
Why is this at my school...
I went to wash my hands at a chinese food place and this was their soap bottle
We Would Be Better Off Without These
Wrong direction kid
Saving up on love and appreciation
Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.
I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta
What a wise guy
A new hope?
PSA: Just wash your hands.
she says she likes my songs ; )
The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.
The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.
Might just save your life
Gotta blow fast
If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks
I’m sure she’ll see this and find him
First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up
Funny is funny.
I've always wondered why that was.
what the last pringle in the can sees
Happens to me every damn time, I swear.
The best way to wake up by far
My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."
Sleep tight, HL
All men can agree on that
Did somebody say OIL?
Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person
An important message
Go ahead Mr jostur.
Sea dog + land dog = amphibious dog
Fast and Furious Infinite
It’s kinda true
Was only a matter of time anyways
Sad story, true story...
i wish it would stop
COME AT ME BRO!!
Well.. which one is it ?
Meanwhile, somewhere around Asia.
If you tell him that you don't like your haircut he legally can't charge you.
The Real Beer
Everyone else overlooked him
Bears kept stealing honey from this guy's bee farm, so he turned them into honey tasters
Easily the best and most creative thing I’ve ever seen at a high school sporting event
Wasn’t expecting that lol
Every YouTube "survivalist" ever
Did not know they come in sizes like this
It's only Tuesday.
Groovy baby YEAH! Like, shagadelic right?
And then everybody clapped
It looks polite to me
why do we have ww1 and ww3 but not ww2
Chuck can devour a grown man in 87 bites
Seriously. Not one person told this lady???
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
onee chan is watching
Reasons to love france
Build the depression.
Totally not man eating robots
this kind of POWER can only be enjoyed
Safety is number one priority
It was a good day at work
in our favorite rocket ship!
It’s amazing what a few years can do, isn’t?
Ho ho oh ***.
Disney's new live action animal movie looks cool
I want to be, the very best!
the great question
Don't tell me what I add to my harem
The final show down
and NAKED, the god damn slut
My best friend and I have spent the past two years sending photoshopped photos of one another back and forth, and I think he may have won the war with this one
costs money to fuϲk a hooker