I'll post non threatening things from now on for all you special snowflakes
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It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
797,121 Poster of the Year
there is no legitimate state of israel
No U contest illustrated
I'm going on an adventure
CEOs Of Hand Sanitizer Companies Right Now
The midwestern United States right now
14 days in isolation is nothing for Tom Hanks
Rudy Gobert for defensive player of the year? He shut down the whole league with one play.
"Sir, the e-girl has posted the DMs you sent her."
The new currency
day 65 of my irresponsible urge to draw a grumpy animal every single day
Living the monk life.
i'm gay now
Going to the supermarket wish me luck
This stockpiling toilet paper is getting out of hand.
*hides corpses under the commonwealth*
I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store
my new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk
The Scots know what's up
Boomers pulling one last trick on us
Every introvert right now
Plenty of water at my local Costco.
The hubris of mankind
I have none :)
My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.
When ass is life
i second this vote it'd be the dream team
Them A's are just too sexy
This is a warning
it works on so many levels
Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey
RGB is for pussies
Just found out some horses grow moustaches and I'm dying!
Taking a picture of my wife..then... Great Dane problems...
Won on a Scratch-It today, and immediately went to the Lottery Office.
COVID-19: Panic Buying
This doesn’t add up
this is why we need tiktok
4 second rule!
cograts dude you made it
Fish & Chips
Look how close the meteor came to taking out the visitor center!
Anti-electricity cartoon from 1900
And hopefully dead soon
Gen X has middle child syndrome
“Leadership Training” presenter doesn’t understand how Venn diagrams work...
This is so true!!
They don’t make pandemics like they used to
Thought I’d share my older sister’s lovely photoshoot
Day 6 and they still haven't noticed me.
I guess I'll die
This isn't even her final form!
Lately I've been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.
Stairway to bedroom
Need some of number three
If that #ugly*** pulled this off, there is hope for all of us
Gus Johnson didn't know what he started
hold on tight
Probably a repost,
But then again, roaches survive everything
Not mine but I thought it would fit here
Sorry is just not good enough
My dad keeps turtles. I started the training. Soon i'll have my own personal bodyguards!
Neil deDrax Tyson
The real reason I have to hoard toilet paper
The doctor is ready!!!
I'm still upvoting Trumpy
Subtitles and Smilies really tie videos together
10am gin and tonic
This grocery store gets it!!
My German Shepherd's secret identity is BatDog
what is the fear of homes though?
Someone put this sticker on my police car today
Ah yes like clockwork
Jack Black is Me
Dogs are decent people
Oooh Wah Ah Ah Ah!
I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got
italy on lockdown
Sorry almost did it again
Just plug the cord back in duh
Wait, it's gone limp again