They train them you

Macedonia posting time

screw those goth letters. and Q.

Read a book!

Worst year?

Return back to sender

Well I have to give the calculator a solid 10/10...

I had to use a couple of my dog's tennis balls for my wife's walker. He's not very happy about it.

Well, it's quarantine day... Again

Whoopie Cordberg.

Corona doesn't discriminate

TOSS

Meanwhile, at Whole Foods...

Maybe we are

Wholesome

Hue hue hue

German engineering

Went to download the free ‘family edition’ of cards against humanity and had to agree to these terms and conditions.

aaaaaaaablerbglbgublgbug

These chicks smh

This message left for thieves

ascended

Man with rucksack of cannabis tells police “I’m buying in bulk due to the lockdown”

Still better than most of nhentai

Was giving away Toilet Paper in this outfit. Before the hate, just want to clarify, we do not have city quarantine where I am from... At least for now

They be hard to get out too :(

all I wanted was a HAM sandwich

Improvisation at its finest!

No dancing níggas this time, i promise

No u

there's no end to the depths of degeneracy

Wake af

Home office

Begone

The big 3-0 today!

Don't mind the gay watermark

Wesley predicted this

Wife got bored and colored in my tattoo with sharpies

Ohio's Governors sign language person looks like him dressed as a woman.....

You Win Some...I Lose A Bra

Funniest Shit V2

You know this is on point

Straight up man

Someone in my neighborhood drew Tiger King on the sidewalk

The Pepsi cup is too real

My local brewery is on to something.

Smort

Uh oh

Calling in the reserves for the month April

this has rendered me split in half, my heart, my soul

My assignment is due tomorrow

Shelter-in-place coping levels measured in cartoon bears

The 90's

Zoom meeting reality

CVS Receipt = Social Distancing Ruler

Showing off my new bae

Covid tip #34

Our social distancing future

Received notice at work :)

Don’t cheat or else you might end up growing a tail

A little PSA during these times....

YOU ARE NOT ALONE...

Grrryffindor!!

This person has been walking their dog the past few days in our neighborhood. Either he’s out of masks or he is just trying to give people a good laugh.

That's racist!

Quarantine Day 18

Morning stretches!

Potato, potahto

Quarantine Day 22: Getting my chicken ready for her date.

A Tale of two warriors

Best Birthday ever ❤❤❤

As if you had a GF

It's good to be the King.

Apparently one of them turned on the new Roomba while I was sleeping upstairs. I opened the door to see this crew all hiding from the noise.

I'm good at physics but evil

Yes, prettyamalous

This thicc banana

I hadn’t seen this one yet

Epic joke

It only feels like drowning because that is definitely what is happening...

My wife sent me the picture on the left. I sent pack the picture on the right

Just rewatched Happy Gilmore.

Satan looking at God’s plan for 2020

I don't know this feeling

Ummm, yes?

QUICKLY!

How to work remotely...

I designed a mug that perfectly matches my working from home productivity

He applies for a job in a bank later

Carry a jackass you know on your back today!

Capitalism.gif

Sure

Zoom CEO

exercise? i thought you said mass genocide

God right now

And, no one suspected a thing.

its coming

Dangit Joey!

Preaching

-walks across stage-