I asked my Thai Place to make it so spicy someone would get in trouble ... They gave me this.

These nurses knows what's up

Got bored since quarantine and shaved my beard down to a mustache. Couldn’t resist.

Just put your phone in rice, should be fine in the morning

aint going to heaven anyways

*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*

Yoshi commited tax fraud

Dark.

Good save

title

Comedy status: Achieved

Crossover

If you dont have a mask, you make your own

Hammerhead shark made out of hammer heads.

Peppa Pig's second album will never live up to the hype >:(

An honest review of grocery pickup service

Where you at cabron?!

We all need this

turntables

Oh daddy

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom

heck

Oh great, this means we’ll be seeing Christmas ads soon

I wouldn't mind an explanation

Does this count as essential in these times?

I wonder what's going on under that roof..

Can't believe it's been three years since

Every Zoom meeting for work

They will learn the hard way

Nobody:

My dad was a professional cartoonist til I was born 23 years ago - now he’s trying to get back into it

staring is indeed rude

Worth

Japanese media keep focusing on PM Abe’s small mask, yet there’s this guy beside him.

Some say furry artists are overpayed

demented compass

when the quarantine is over and you forget you're in a public restroom

How can I achieve this power

I think the dog went nuts. Is he planning something?

Keep walkin

Smarter than some people already

That’s how my golden retriever is tbh

Living Space

No sound needed

I don't know if it's done before.

Wait if Thomas is being kidnapped by Optimus Prime does that make Thomas a decepticon

Poor eggy

There's no doubt. me

No one robs the hut

The Death Star was a clone

Karma is real.

Jus as I hough hings couldn’ ge any worse

This whole stimulus thing feel familiar to anyone else?

ah yes of course

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind

Nice one buddy

Updated my pants for quarantine

I have 50 free hours of AOL online. I am giving it away for free. Please send me a private message if you would like it.

I forgot..

So this dude just strolled by my truck. . He must have been out for a Wok.

Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

From the mind of a child comes my life philosophy

Yarr being keeping folks out for Ya

We are the Earth's head lice

I think I have a secret admirer. They left a flour on my car this morning.

Teachers during CovidTimes

M O O D

I can show you some trash.

Give cash instead

Hey mom, whats there?

Nice try death, I'm not falling for that one

mah nigga

Monthly Python

Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

Serious question: I've had this sticker on my car for 6 or 7 months. Is this on poor taste these days or is it funnier than ever? Should I remove it?

The Fourth Horseman has arrived.

Everything about this bar in Rome was epic

The perfect face mask doesn't exi...

Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Richard from today, who liked to interrupt his wife to answer every question I asked.

"Why, God, why?"

Kiwisowkis

yes

What little control I had left

Pennywise out here testing me

sad pigeon

Succ a dik for a paid sick week

accurate

Fiancé is a mailman and found this on his route

Justice was served today

Up to here!!

Sheeit

One man, one bat, one extremely infectious disease.

This is how my daughter's Paw Patrol book ends.

dad stahp

No kids...

Beaver Fever

Sauron is a landlord and the Nazguls are cops

I made myself a sticker